Kools reporting from base : After effects of Insult Party in PR
AFTER THE PARTY zindagi in PR resumed and how ...........
The Karanjkars , Lokhandes and ARMAN got in the same train , same compartment to travel home . Evil Rassi did not leave even this opportunity to blast Bhags for cutting her nose.
He has been born on a MANHOOS Ghadi she declared loudly . He is the ECLIPSE of our life . A horrid GRAHAN .
Aai , plzzzz .... said Wise Ajit to shut her up .
Holy Archu did NOT want to sit with her family . But Bhags forced her to coz he was now bravely facing the world .
FORGIVE ME he said immediately the moment he saw Slapochana's face , I DID NOT BECOME WAITER TO EMBARASS U .
Which mom in the world will like to see her beti married to a WAITER , went on Bhags frantically , afraid that Slapochana wud slap him right there in the train itself . U see guys , he had received three of her hardest slaps and now wanted to take no risks . U Had to bear SHARMINDAGI on my account . FORGIVE ME .
Slapochana thawed . Who wudn't , if damad peed in his pants before one like this ? The good hearted Slapochana melted totally and said
I AM angry , but not for the reason YOU say .
Then ? asked Bhags , terrified that she was STILL angry .
I am angry coz u MISUNDERSTOOD Me . I never minded u being a WAITER . U see , I have realised your WORTH . Ur a HIRA , a DIAMOND .
What ! said Bhags , unable to believe his ears .
YES . An UNPOLISHED , DIRTY one , of course , but nevertheless , A DIAMOND . The DAY U CHAMKOFY NA OMG the FULL WORLD will be BLINDED , CHAKACHOUNDH !
Of course Slapochana was exaggerating for the benefit of her evil samdhan and bahu's ears but Bhags felt as if he was in seventh heaven .
You really mean it ?He asked .
Of course I do . reiterated Slapochana firmly . Infact My BETI is horribly KHUSHNASEEB to be married to u , a man trying to be the best WAITER out there . However I am sad coz although I realized YOUR worth U didn't realize OURS . U didn't understand that from the day u married our daughter we have always looked upon u as THE BEST THING TO HAVE HAPPENED TO HER . Always .
Bhags cudn't believe his ears , they were tingling with joy . He wanted to fall at Slapochana's feet , right there in the moving train . Such a noble , kind woman ! he thought , all choked up . How people MISUNDERSTOOD her ! I am sure , even those three slaps she gave me were merely to press some ACUPRESSURE POINTS so I wud have good health in marital life . Yes , That must be it , thought Bhags with tears in his eyes .
Holy Archu looked on with indescribable joy that her slap expert mom and gareeb pati were getting along so fabulously .
Two faced Manju felt jealous .
Wise Ajit looked on approvingly with his wife .
Evil Rassi looked bored and stifled a yawn .
Manohar almost wept in relief . He had been terribly afraid of exactly this ........that a slapping scene wud take place right under his nose in the train compartment when his damad had insisted on sitting in front of them . But his clever damad , learning fast , had diffused the situation and got out of the slap . Manohar leant forward and patted him on his thigh to show encouragement . Good boy , thought Manohar affectionately, handling my hysteria prone Devi daughter and her SLAP PRONE mother ain't a piece of cake , but u DID IT . May bappa give u the strength , always .
Batatawada came slowwwwly and warily in his bedroom , judging Vaishu's face . He was wondering HOW MUCH SHE KNEW . But Vaishu told him that she was upset bcoz of MANHOOS BHAGS .
Party Spoiler ! she seethed . Manhoos , third class jinx ! He has made me HATE Parties !
Batatawada felt concerned to hear that . He really cudn't afford to have Vaishu giving up her partying . He cud do so many nefarious activities when she was out of the way , boogeying away to glory . For instance ......AHEM with the KUDI . Or hobnobbing with criminal vakils like Advocate Piyush so that buddus like Bhags cud be put in jail instead of HIM . Oh boy no , he cudn't really have THAT .
I am sure Bhags sent her up to my room , he thought , quivering with fury . She seems innocent enough . He wanted to do my BHANDA PHOD . And he stayed behind the scenes himself , the TURBANED SNEAK ! Well , I'll teach him a lesson for messing around with ME and disrupting my AHEM !
So Batatawada went and fought with Bhags .
U chaalu sneak ! Why did u CHAMCHOFY to Varshu , ha ? he asked angrily .
What did i cHAMCHOFY ?asked Bhags , zapped .
Hah ! Now PRETENDING , ha ? Thanks to u , I dont even know if my attempt with Madhuri went WELL ! I cudn't do my BEST due to all the TENSION ! How can a man do , when his other wife and crackpot saali r rite outside the door and his entire sasural is in the lounge of the same hotel , ha ? Can any man on the earth even DO IT ? Ha ? But I did ! Somehow I managed , but Im afraid more attempts will be required now ! That Kudi will eat my head for MORE ! All coz of YOU !
Ulta CHOR KOTWAL KO DAATE ! cried Bhags , annoyed .
What ! U called me CHOR ! Now see what this CHOR does , just u wait Bhags !
And Batatawada did a false tamasha in front of the manager and INSISTED Bhags shud be kicked out of his job .
OR I WILL CHECK OUT WITHOUT PAYING A SINGLE RUPEE , he said nastily . THIS LOSER GIVES SUCH BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE .
Oh alright , said the harassed manager , tired . In his whole career as a hotel manager he hadn't witnessed so many complications as much as he had since the past two days since he had hired this character called Bhags .
Sorry dude , u gotta go , I must protect my own butt he told Bhags in a weak , tired , tone and tottered off to have a drink .
Bhags was incensed . U PAAPI ! he told Batatawada , Ur PAAP wont be hidden for long ! Here , Take this turban ! And he plonked the turban in Batatawada's hands and walked off , having the last word . Batatawada wondered if he shud try it on in one of his sessions with the Kudi . She was getting a little bored of the orange silk shorts .
My comment : I wonder what the Accented Malkin will say to THIS . Am interested .
Savita told Damodar that her NASEEB was PHOOTA HUA . Her Husband was a NAUTANKI and her son was a WAITER . And it was all coz of that Holy Archu whom Damo loved .
She then went to visit her daughter and overheard Evil Rassi calling her son names and showing fingers to Vandu . She fought with Rasika [ the video was unclear] and Ajit walked away from the scene .
My comment : Ajits behaviour concerns me .I think CVs r trying to make him bad again .He remained silent when Manju did ulta tamasha and alked out on Sulo , he has not said a single word to his mom since yesterday and today he did not exactly support Vandu but chose to walk away . I wud request CVS not to make Ajit bad again , but to definetely make him strong enuf to take on Manju . We r yet to see what happened to Vandus degree .I want to see Vandu getting a job and moving out from Rasikas vicinity . I also want to see Ajit being promoted and
I want to see Rasikas husband returning and being firmly on Vandus side and being unsympathetic to Manju .
I really dont understand Rasika's ire against Manav . I mean she is staying in a SLUM and travelling in second class compartments in the Train . Why wud she be affronted by Manavs job .....its none of her bloody business . Why doesnt Ajit ask her that ?
I also did not understand why Manav was so apologetic about his Waiter Job in front of Sulochana . Whats this MAAF KARNA MAAF KARNA huh ? So what if she is Archana's mom , big deal yaar ! I respect Sulochnas educated attitude towards the Waiter job , but Manav wants the goodwill of his sasural people so badly but doesnt seem to care about his own family any more ! He constantly talks about fulfilling SAPNE of Archna , gives her all his money , apologises all the time to her maayka , and hardly visits his own family , or even bothers about little SAchu , his Dads health , or his financial responsibilities there ! Does he wonder how his parents r managing ? This doesn't befit Manav ! He doesnt owe explanations to anyone , especially Archnas maaika about his choice of jobs and he needs to show more responsibility too !
Swati has brought Archna a job offer but Manav was huffy coz he wanted to be the one to fulfil her SAPNE . I found this little ego rather sweet and REAL . It made him somehow mORE HUMAN in a very long time . My guess is ......if Archu takes this job .....Jay will somehow drop there to meet Swati and will start troubling Archu .
I am simply WAITING for another Jay Archu scene .
Kools signing off for the day .All contrary comments welcome .Enjoy , CIAO .