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PRE-SUHAAG RAAT ke SUPERHIT RULES...!

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Hello Shello SGPians.....Hug... Aaj hai superhit rules PRE- SR, Let us hear once more in detail those rules given to the bride and groom for their successful launch of SR, Here we go:

 The BRIDE room:

Cam zooms on all the jewellery sets and the on bride!

 Disha: Suhana, waise tum na pehli ladki hogi jiski SR itni mahine baad ho rahi hai!(Thank God, Suhana din ask what is SR?)

 Rajni: Sach mein Tum aur Ishaan na alag hi cheez ho, Ek saath ek hi chath ke neeche Tum dono?Suhana curiously listening.

 Disha: Tum don one apne aap ko rokha kaise? Kabhi toh mann behka hoga thoda!Now Suhana confused.Confused (Btw Disha, confess, how many times have u seen the movie Utsav as u got those lines "Mann kyun behka"  faster in your mind than a jet plane.)

 Suhana: Mann bheka matlab?Shocked (here springs my cutiepie's doubtsLOL) Rajni-Disha see each other as to how to explain things.(array bhola toh ab phase. Ib explain bhi karoThumbs Up)

 Rajni: Matlab kabhi toh Pyar se chuva hoga na, Ek doosre ko?ShockedConfused

Suhana: Yeah! Many times,LOL (proudlyApprove) Ishaan ne bhi mujhe touch kiya hai  keeps her hand on her cheek. (Ishaan badnaam hua, woh bhi ek touch ke liye)

Rajni keeps her hand on her foreheard.

Disha: Woh wala touch nahin Suhana, WHO wala  TOUCH!Embarrassed

Rajni: Woh WALA TOUCHEmbarrassed

Suhana: Woh wala Touch matlab?WackoROFLSilly(Girls u cud have made it much simpler by breaking into the dance "zara zara touch me touch me touch me, oh zara zara OOPS this is SGP I forgot)

Rajni: Pati jab aakhon mein aankhen daal kar, pyar se uska haath pakad letha hai,Day Dreaming

Disha continues: Phir dono ki Saasen rukh jaathi hai!Ouch(Thank God, SmileySuhana din try to recall her cardiologist's number)

Rajni: Phir dono kareeb aate hain,Embarrassed

Disha: Paas, bilkul paasEmbarrassed

Suhana scared,ShockedOuch( must be thinking is SR so horrific???Ouch)

Rajni: Phir dono ek doosre ke saasen peene lagthe hai,(Oh my, , So Inder congrats to u, U r the inspiration for IMRAN HASHMI's track PEE LOO in Once upon a time in MUMBAI)

Suhana's expression is almost as if saying YUCKLOL

Dish: Phir Pati Gaalon pe apne Hont raktha hai. (Hey bhagwan Elesh also went IMRAAN way??? Bheege hont tere, but for sure guyz Elesh must have sung it this way, Bheege hont tere, bhooka pet mera

Hello Shello SGPians.....Hug... Aaj hai superhit rules PRE- SR, Let us hear once more in detail those rules given to the bride and groom for their successful launch of SR, Here we go:

 The BRIDE room:

Cam zooms on all the jewellery sets and the on bride!

 Disha: Suhana, waise tum na pehli ladki hogi jiski SR itni mahine baad ho rahi hai!(Thank God, Suhana din ask what is SR?)

 Rajni: Sach mein Tum aur Ishaan na alag hi cheez ho, Ek saath ek hi chath ke neeche Tum dono?Suhana curiously listening.

 Disha: Tum don one apne aap ko rokha kaise? Kabhi toh mann behka hoga thoda!Now Suhana confused.Confused (Btw Disha, confess, how many times have u seen the movie Utsav as u got those lines "Mann kyun behka"  faster in your mind than a jet plane.)

 Suhana: Mann bheka matlab?Shocked (here springs my cutiepie's doubtsLOL) Rajni-Disha see each other as to how to explain things.(array bhola toh ab phase. Ib explain bhi karoThumbs Up)

 Rajni: Matlab kabhi toh Pyar se chuva hoga na, Ek doosre ko?ShockedConfused

Suhana: Yeah! Many times,LOL (proudlyApprove) Ishaan ne bhi mujhe touch kiya hai  keeps her hand on her cheek. (Ishaan badnaam hua, woh bhi ek touch ke liye)

Rajni keeps her hand on her foreheard.

Disha: Woh wala touch nahin Suhana, WHO wala  TOUCH!Embarrassed

Rajni: Woh WALA TOUCHEmbarrassed

Suhana: Woh wala Touch matlab?WackoROFLSilly(Girls u cud have made it much simpler by breaking into the dance "zara zara touch me touch me touch me, oh zara zara OOPS this is SGP I forgot)

Rajni: Pati jab aakhon mein aankhen daal kar, pyar se uska haath pakad letha hai,Day Dreaming

Disha continues: Phir dono ki Saasen rukh jaathi hai!Ouch(Thank God, SmileySuhana din try to recall her cardiologist's number)

Rajni: Phir dono kareeb aate hain,Embarrassed

Disha: Paas, bilkul paasEmbarrassed

Suhana scared,ShockedOuch( must be thinking is SR so horrific???Ouch)

Rajni: Phir dono ek doosre ke saasen peene lagthe hai,(Oh my, , So Inder congrats to u, U r the inspiration for IMRAN HASHMI's track PEE LOO in Once upon a time in MUMBAI)

Suhana's expression is almost as if saying YUCKLOL

Dish: Phir Pati Gaalon pe apne Hont raktha hai. (Hey bhagwan Elesh also went IMRAAN way??? Bheege hont tere, but for sure guyz Elesh must have sung it this wayEmbarrassedWink, Bheege hont tere, bhooka pet mera)

Disha: Duth, Tum dono ko jeene ka hakh hi nahi hai

Suhana shocked.Shocked

Rajni: Sacchi, Ok teek hai, Aaj ke pehle jo kuch bhi hua, na, Suhana Who BHOOL javo, bhool javo.( Rajni babes will surely get the offer for her new show " Raaz bhool javo iss janam ka)

Suhana actually closing her eyes to enact as if to forget her past and says Phoooo to blow away it from her mind, looks and then smiles at Rajni.

Rajni:Lekin yeh ek mauka haath se math jaane dena.

Disha: Aaj ki raat ko bahut yaadgaar banana. Aaj ki raat kabhi na bhoolne wali raat haina.

Now all the girls break into giggling mode. That was the end of  BRIDE coaching guys, now let's move to the Groom's coaching. Come on with me!Big smileWink

 The GROOM room (terrace)

Ye le. Ishaan ki haalat hamesha ghar ke upar hi jyaada dikhayi dethi hai. Phir who 1st SR ho yeah 2nd SR.

Inder walking more restlessly as if he is the groom and talking to himself: Abbey kahan reh gaya?LOL

Ishaan enters in a blue kurta marofying perfume.(Kahin kawaali pesh karne ki taiyaari toh nahi na ?ShockedLOL)

Inder excited: Abbey Ishaan, Ishaan, Sun Sun, Kahan ja raha hai? (What a mind blowing question Inder ji!Clap)

Ishaan: Apne kamre mein. (What a mind-blowing answer IshaanjiClap)

Inder: Sunna, Idhar toh aavo, badi jaldi ha hamre mein jaane ki, sun sun (makes weird nods)

Ishaan confused: Kya?Wacko

Inder: yaar taiyaari ho gayi ki nahi?Wink

Ishaan sprays , moves and says : Ho gayi taiyaari!(aarey bholu, teri dressing ki baath kaun kambhakat kar raha hai?Angry)

Inder: Arrey sun nay eh wali taiyaari nahin, mera matlab,Sr mein kya hota hai, kaise hota hai, Sab patha hai ya nahi? Ek second calls for Elesh(Why yaar Inder, even U don't know?)

Ishan: Elesh bhaiya baahar gayae, Dadiji ke paan lane

Inder: Koi baat nahi yaar, Main akele tumhe TRAIN kar doonga. Ek second( makes him sit) baiton baiton, bade bhai hoon tumhaara, Bade bhai ke kuch farz hota hai ki nahin Sun(This is what I expected from u Inder, start 1, 2 , 3 ShootApprove)

Ishaan: Koi farz nahi banta aapka . Teek hai, mujhe dher ho rahi hai, Main jaa raha hoon( I am impressed MAN, EmbarrassedCome on RUN AWAY)

Enters the MAHALOVE GURU DadajiClap

Inder: Aise kaise jayega?

Dadaji also sits. Ishaan trapped in between 2 expert love gurus.LOL

Dadaji: Kya kya, Kyun pakad rakha hai isse?

Ishaan: Haan Dadaji, dekhiye na, Inder bhaiya mujhe jeeane hi nahi de rahe.(Naughty boy, So U r eager to go?Embarrassed?)

Dadaji: Kahan jaana hai tujhe? Aur tu jaane kyun nahi de raha hai isi jahan jaana hai.

Inder: Dadaji aaj technically iski SR hai.(array yaar, Ab yeh technically kahan se aa gaya? I was thinking this SR is officially,  legally, ethically, constitutionally his first SROuchLOL) Haan ab dekhiyo na. Pichli baar bhi pada likhake bheja tha. Phir bhi FAIL ho gaya! Isliye socha hai iss baar isse thoda TRAIN kar doon( Good Inder, U r promoted as the best CHICHORA, go aheadWinkLOL)

Ishaan restless now but dadaji more excited.(dadiji sambhal liyo for the side effects)

Dadaji: Maine bhi Pichli baar bahut acchea sher sikhaya tha isse. Aagar tune usse who sher teek se suna diya hota na, toh aaj teri yeh haalat na hoti. (Yes Dadaji. In 1st SR she was super bored of Elesh's written pravachan that she held pillow tight to her ears and slept, This SR she might  throw a VASE at Ishaan)

Ishaan: Dadaji who sher bahut katin tha

Inder interrupts : amaa yaar Katin? Meri likhi hui line kehdi hoti natoh aaj Suhana latoo hoti tumpe keh raha hoon. Dadaji's eyeballs move up for this self-praise of Inder.

Ishaan: Ho gaya aapka? Meri aur time math kheechiye, Please mujhe jaane dijiye.

Dadaji makes him sit.

Ishaan: Dadaji aap bhi?Shocked

Dadaji: Bhai iss baar poori taiyaar ke saath jaana.Approve

Inder agrees.HmmmmmmmmmmEmbarrassed

Ishaan: Aap log koi ulti patti toh nahi padayenge na mujheOuch

 
Inder: Amma yaar, Tumhe ulti patti kyun padayenge?

Dadaji: Main to hamesh seedhi hi padatha hoon na?

Inder: Suno, Sabse pehle kamre mein jaana aur muskuraana.(shows a weird grin ,OuchRajni Tussi great ho, U cud bear that weird grin on your SR?)

Ishaan learns to grin from Inder.

Dadaji irritated: Arrey daant math dikha mujhe. Kya muskuraana? Zara bhi Tameez nahi.? Sabse pehle kamre ke andhar jaake, darwaaza ko andar se kundi lagana(Inder , this is called pidiyon ka experience. U left the most vital point.Stern SmileLOL)

 Inder agrees: Haan uske baad muskuraana.( Oh so now got it, So that Suhana cannot run out of the room after seeing that weird grin) shows Ishaan how to grin again. He confirms with Dadaji : Iske baad toh muskuraha saktha haina?LOL

Dadaji: Haan, Iske baad muskura saktha hai, muskuraho, use baad jhakkar bait jaana.

Inder: array kya Dadaji pehle doodh to peene de isse. (array Inder sach mein, I can never go wrong dost, U r the true inspiration for drinking, IMRAAN PEE LOON)

Dadaji: Doodh toh isse pasand hi nahin hai!

Inder: Arrey lekin yeh ek rasm haina.

Dadaji: Kya rasm hoti hai? Koi zaroori nahi hoti hai yeh rasm Maine koi doodh nahi piya tha.

Inder: Teek hai, Ab tum saamne baiti Dulhan ko dekhe phir se muskurana( GRIN again, Oh no Inder all that u did was GRIN in your SR? Poor Rajni yaar, Iski gaddi toh SMILE STATION kea age badthi hi nahin!)

Dadaji: Phir murge ke bhand bhajakar so jaana.( Now the grin disappears from their faces. )Saamne woh ghoongat ko ode hue dulhan baiti hai, yeh  bagal mein muskurate hue PHOTO kich vayega kya? ( Bhuzurg's mind, Point to be noted IshaanClapLOL)

Inder: array par dadaji isse ek mahaul bantha hai

Dadaji: Chup, Kya mahaul banta hai? Arrey Main pehle SR manayi thi Senior hoon main tera. Ab to na phir pyar se uska ghoongat utana. (Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai ki Dadaji u r so ROMANTICHeartDay DreamingLOL)

Inder: Uske baad muskuraana. ( Please Inder, now the elasticity of GRIN will loosen up if Suhana springs a table lamp on his headAngry)

Ishaan: Nahi muskuraana mujhe. (gets wild)

Dadaji: Kyun nahi muskurana? Ab toh ghoongat utt chukka haina. Ab toh muskura saktha hai aur muskurate hua kehna "Subaan Allah"Day Dreaming

Ishaan: Kya?

Dadaji: Bahi, kisi bhi acchei cheez ko dekhkar ya sunkar har shayar yahi kehtha hai "Subhan allah" aur phir kehna:

Subah ko malkar chechre par, Shaam lagakar aankhon mein,

Aap nahin duniya mein janam, Ek QAYAMAT aayi hai!

Inder: wah wah, Subaan allan. Agar Suhana ke saaamne Qayamat kahega na ye, toh Side table ke lamp leke maregi! Kya dadji kya sikha rahe ho aap isse.ROFL

Ishaan: haan dadaji.Yeh risk main nahi le sakthaCryLOL

Inder: Main batha tha hoon ek second. Haan sun Idhar dekh, Tum apne andaz mein kehna, Ek dum saadgi ke saath aise(in Amol palekar style emotes) Suhana badi pyari lag rahi ho

Ishaan remembers when he had uttered these words for her blue salwar suit, she had remarked that it looked more like praise for a school girl on her homework.ConfusedOuch

Ishaan:L Nahi nahipyaar nahi aur kuch bhi bholo par pyari nahinWink

Inder: Sochtha hoon doosra . Ermm

Dadaji: Yeh kya hai yeh? Mere ko na aisey aa gaya(points to his quick thinkingLOL)Dekho Dekho, aisa hai arz kiya hai

Ishaan interrupts: Nahin, who subah shaam wala sher , who accha thaLOL

Dadaji: Nahi sun. Yeh acche hai aur simple bhi Dhyan se sun. arz kiya hai ki:

Zulfon ko mere chehre par bikhravon kisi din,

Garajthe toh roz toh, baras javo kisi din.

(Ishaan ,  U will be KHALLAS today if u narrate this JHAKKAS sher)

Inder: wah wah, SR aaj hai aur barso kisi din? Matlab iss chakkar mein ek saal aur nikal gaya?

Both start fighting in FF speed over kisi din. Ishaan yells PAPA and both quiet.Ishaan slips away from them. So alok is the secret silencer for your energy dadaji and Inder is it??

Dadaji: Gaye kya papa?

Inder: aaye hi nahi papa!

 Acc to Precap, all coaching done by Rajni-Disha and Dadaji Inder go waste as Ishaan might need to just say "Subhan Allan " on seeing Suhana dozes off to sleep behind the Ghoongat.

LOL  THE ENDLOL

 

 

 

 

 



Edited by laxmi_s - 19 January 2011 at 12:38am

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Rules is good.........kya kare humare Bhoolu ko kuch atahi nehi hai....LOLpata nehi ajj yea Bhoolu kya kerna bhali hai...Wink

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One thing can be said with surety after watching the PRECAP..................ram milaye jodi ek andha ek kodi...............in day time when suhana was so desperate to listen to those magical words......ishaan was getting short of words...........and at night when ishaan is so desperate to say or do somethingWink..............suhana madam dozed offLOLLOL.

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Posted: 19 January 2011 at 12:17am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Shakila2244

Rules is good.........kya kare humare Bhoolu ko kuch atahi nehi hai....LOLpata nehi ajj yea Bhoolu kya kerna bhali hai...Wink
 
Dono ka kuch nahi  ho saktha behen.... yeh iss duniya ki bus ki baath hi nahin hai.....LOL Thanks for responding shakila....EmbarrassedBig smile


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Originally posted by 111192

One thing can be said with surety after watching the PRECAP..................ram milaye jodi ek andha ek kodi...............in day time when suhana was so desperate to listen to those magical words......ishaan was getting short of words...........and at night when ishaan is so desperate to say or do somethingWink..............suhana madam dozed offLOLLOL.
 
Wah wah subhan allah.... kya baath keh daali tune oh Renu......
Samaj na aaye kya bhent doon tumhe.... Inder ki muskurahat yeah Dadaji ka sherROFL
 
Thanks for responding Renu....Hug... loved yest. episode.....LOL

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Posted: 19 January 2011 at 12:32am | IP Logged
What an amazing post laxmi dii..it is just amazing..even better than the episodes...kya likha hai...waise wo jo dusra wala sher the "barso kisi din" agar ishaan ye bol denga naa to suhana uspe aisi barsengi ki na jane bechare ishaan ka kya kya hoga...kya kya nahi tootengaLOLLOL
Romance ke din barasne ki baat karna sher ke muh mein hath dalne jaisa haiLOLsuhana is sher and bechara ishaan is her nivalaLOLLOL
I will be back in evening with my comments in this another amazing thread in a row......ClapClap


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nice post laxmi di...Clapnjoyed reading it....Smile
hehe nice rules.....LOL


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Originally posted by Sinha18

What an amazing post laxmi dii..it is just amazing..even better than the episodes...kya likha hai...waise wo jo dusra wala sher the "barso kisi din" agar ishaan ye bol denga naa to suhana uspe aisi barsengi ki na jane bechare ishaan ka kya kya hoga...kya kya nahi tootengaLOLLOL
Romance ke din barasne ki baat karna sher ke muh mein hath dalne jaisa haiLOLsuhana is sher and bechara ishaan is her nivalaLOLLOL
I will be back in evening with my comments in this another amazing thread in a row......ClapClap
 
Super yaar Himanshu......ClapLOLLOL...I loved those shers of Dadaji and Now i am a fan of Dadaji yaar....He rocks in SGP....He is so much full of life with his dialogues....I can't imagine SGP without him now yaar.....LOL Thanks for your encouraging words and  responding dear.....Big smile....can understand u r busy with genda phool thread na.... how sweet of u to respond.....Big smile

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