Bhagwaan, i am still not banned? :P. Anyways, i guess i am bored out of my soul today, and i am here to bore you all. So have i achieved in the past one week here? Well i have certainly mastered ways to annoy ppl and had a great laugh doing all this - , here is my exclusive list of my top 18 ways to annoy ppl.
1 - Send pm to everyone on HOF,and mention at the top ''Sending to X number of members featured on HOF''
2 - Write about my looks, and describe my beauty in painstaking, careful and meticulous detail
3 - Write i am not only good-looking but INHUMANELY goodlooking
4 - Divide ppl into three specific categories 'Buddy list'', ''hit-list'' and ''so-so'' category
5 - Call ppl virtual losers for being featured in HOF but continue on sending 100ppl on HOF pms without being tagged a loser myself
6 - Send ppl abusive pms/scraps that will make ppl want to vomit and force them to stick their middle finger at the screen.
7 - Tell them that the essays i have been sending to everyone is an extract of my English assignment
8 - make certain members name in giant and colourful font so that they have to scroll down to read what i wrote, such as (me edited the name, i dont want anyones name to be mentioned here.)
9 - Tell stories about my past life, my agla janam and make sure to drag members in my janams too.
10 - A pm from me just makes you cringe, and you either delete it without reading or delete it after reading or just leave it in your inbox like a stray dog
12 - my green light makes you want to go red, or virtuall shoot me.
13 - Telling yourself, that you must ignore me, but my certain actions compels you to mention 'addy'
14 - Telling others i am leaving the forum,and this will be my last pm but keep on returning
15 - Not getting the chance to post or read the topics made by me, as it is trashed in lightening speed
16- Being banned, and making an account again, being banned and making an account again, being banned and making an account again
17- abusing members in my hit list, then apologising to them, then abusing them again and apologising again, and abusing again.
18- very importantly not telling anyone whose reincarnation i am and the purpose of doing this
and lastly, if read all of this, without pulling your hair apart or cussing me then, congratulations you're abnormal and i mean a.b.n.o.r.m.a.l.
