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KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 25 September 2004 at 1:01am | IP Logged
 
v1-   Linda's mother called Linda  ,    up to the stairs."Linda , did you put out the light?"
Linda said "how should I know? .....its  too dark in here to see!"
 
 
 
A salesman   approached Jimmy."sonny, is yr mummy home?"
"yes," Jimmy replied.The sales man went on ringing the bell,but no one opened the door.At last angrily   the sales man shouted at Jimmy."u told ur mommy is at home "."But This Isn't my house"    Jimmy replied.
 
 
 
A lady visited a doctor." Sir,I have the problem of forgetting things."
The Doctor asked"since when you have this problem?"
The lady asked  "which problem"
 
 
 
 


Edited by KK_lassi - 25 September 2004 at 1:03am

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Posted: 25 September 2004 at 1:04am | IP Logged
Once a couple was outing,the lady suddenly saw a shop where it was written that –"silk sari-rs5,Kanchipuram-rs 2"  &some more at rs1 rs 3 etc.The lady excitedly said "give me rs 100,& I will buy so many saris."The husband said"crazy or what,this is a laundry."
 
 
 


Edited by KK_lassi - 25 September 2004 at 1:05am
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Posted: 25 September 2004 at 1:06am | IP Logged
Why'd the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
He saw the salad dressing!
 
 
 
Once a wife says to her husband "you know in previous times a King used to have hundreds of wives.I wonder how could he feed so many of them!"  On this the husband promptly replied "Leave that,I wonder what could he be eating himself!"
 
 
 
What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?  
 
It's all your fault!"
 
 
 
What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
 
 
 
Once it was Lion's wedding .Every one  was invited. Lion,Lioness ,Jackal etc  all were present dancing in his marriage.Suddenly a mouse came  and started dancing. Lion got very angry.He went and told the mouse "why r u dancing here?".On this the mouse replied "sir before my wedding I too was a lion!".
 
 
 
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Posted: 25 September 2004 at 1:08am | IP Logged
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle name.
 
 
 
You want hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.
You want to hear a clean one? He took a bath!
 
 
 
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
 
 
 
Teacher: John, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry."

John: Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew and grew and woke one day and said, ''Gee, I'm a tree.
 
 
 
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Posted: 25 September 2004 at 1:11pm | IP Logged

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tamanna Groupbie
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Posted: 27 September 2004 at 2:28am | IP Logged

A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....

digging for more.

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Posted: 27 September 2004 at 2:29am | IP Logged
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.Smile
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