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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 11:33pm | IP Logged

PR News

 

(Laila in news room)

 

Laila- aap sab ko mera namaskar. Hamare channel ne yeh decide kiya hai ki hum log ab har hafte aapko PR ki kharabein sunayenge. Kuch parts live honge aur kuch future predictions bhi honge. Sath sath you can enjoy exclusive telecast of interviews of different PR character. Hamare sath ab jude hain gajodhar bhaiya cameraman sangatha ke sath. Hello gajodhar aap sunayen.

Gajodhar- as you can see I am right in front of Dharmesh's office. The breaking news is that jaywant is now aware that Dharmu has fathered varun. Hamare spy camera se ab aap dekh sakte hain what the duo are talking right now.

 

Jay- aap to chhupe rustam nikle Sir..do do kaliyon ko phool banaya..kaafi maze loote..

Dharmu- ab rustam kahe ka. Yeh to jawani ki galatiyan kehlayi jati hain. Hum se ho gayi thi

Jay-par man gaye Sir aap ne vaishali ko bhi pata liya ..ghar mein khoobsurat biwi..jab dil nakare bahar'waise sirf madhuri hai ya koi aur bhi

Dharmu-ab kabhi kabhi main naasik bhi jata hun pune ke alawa. LOL

Jay- aap kismatwale hain sir..yahan to hum kothe me in ja ja ke thak gaye par sukun nahi mila aaj tak

Dharmu- khair..madhuri ab fir se bachha mang rahi hai..main kya karun?

Jay- to de dijiye na ..bas ek parda hi to hatana hai LOL

Dharmu- haan madhuri ke sath monthly 4-5 raatein to rehta hi hun..but fir se bachha dena muskil hai..

Jay- muskil hai to is nacheez ko seva ka mauka dijiye na LOL

Dharmu-tum hadd se bahar ja rahe ho

Jay- sorry sir..wwaise aap kaafi fertile hain..

Dharmesh- thank u

Jay- ek shot mein aap kisi ko bhi maa bana sakte hain...aap ek sperm ka bank kyun nahin kholte..kaafi paise kamayenge

Dharmu-tu kahin mera mazak to nahi uda raha hai na

Jay- are na na Sir...mere jaise aadmi to apni energy badnaam galiyon mein waste karte hain..kam se kam aap to ek ke baad ek product launch kar rahe hain

Dharmu- oh thanks thanks...

 

Over to Gajodhar

 

Gajodhar- jaisa ki aap ne dekha dharmu aur jay ki baat..ab chaliye karanjkar house..lagta hain wahan kuch funny dekhne ko milega

 

Manohar- sulochana..vaishu maa bannewali hai.. yani ki tum naani..but tumhe pata bhi hai..grand child ko kiss kaise karte hain

Sulochana-matlab

Manohar- aao main tumhe kiss karke sikhata hun..

Sulochana-jyada syane mat bano..samjhe na..thodi to sharm karo..ab budhe ho gaye ho

Manohar-budhe ho gaye to kya hua.but yeh aarzoo yeh tamanna ab bhi jawan hain baby..

Sulochana-ab chup bhi karo..raat ko dekhnege theek?

Manohar- chalo theek..waise manav ne chori nahi ki thi tum ne varsha vaishali ko bataya ya nahi

Sulochana- nahi isse unko dukh hoga ki un ki vahini ne aisa kiya

Manohar- aur wo log manav ko chor samjhti rahe..yeh chalega?

 

Over to Gajodhar

 

 

Gajodhar- jaisa ki aap ne dekha manav nirdosh hai yeh kehne mein sulochana taai ko kathinaai ka saaamna karna pad raha hai..lagta hai yeh raaz ek raaz banke reh jayega

Ab chalte hain ArMan ke ghar...yahan we dont need to use spy camera as darwaja hamesha khulla rehta hain..just see

 

Door is open. Archu is sleeping. Manav comes.

 

Manav- archana tum aur soogi ki main tumhe jaga dun?

Archana-ap yeh sawal koi kisi ko jagake puchhta hai kya

Manav- chalo khana kha ke kuch karte hain

Archana-nahi aaj kuch nahi hoga..main thaki hui hun

Manav-main TV dekhne ki baat kar raha tha

Archana-to main bhi TV dekhne ki hi baat kar rahi thi

Manav-waise sab kuch to mujhe hi karna padta hai'tum mana kyun karti ho..

Archana- ab bhi TV dekhne ki baat kar rahe ho?

Manav-nahi..mujhe nahi khana aaj..maine sone jata hun..roz koi na koi bahana karti ho..pichhle 15 dino se kuch hua hi nahi

Archana- achha ab mujhe tumhe manana padega?

Manav-koi zaroorat nahi..

Archana-chalo theek..

Manav-manao yaar mujhe..kiss karke gale lagake..

Archana- chhi gande..

 

Gajodhar shouts...

 

Gajodhar ' kam se kam darwaja to band kar lo....

 

The End..



Edited by -SD- - 11 January 2011 at 11:35pm

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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 11:50pm | IP Logged
LOL omg, that was toooo funny yaar!! I had tears i was laughing so much! Esp @ the "scene" betw dharm and jay! Thanks for making my otherwise stressful day much better! Smile

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Hilarious as usual ROFL ROFLROFL
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Posted: 12 January 2011 at 2:25am | IP Logged

ROFLROFLROFLvery hilarious SD Bhai

Gr8 job as usualClap 

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Posted: 12 January 2011 at 3:59am | IP Logged
LMAO that was funny ROFL

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