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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 9:33am | IP Logged
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 9:33am | IP Logged
cya neetz...!!

Ujzi- cholly!!!

You're one of few selected people who're gonna choose one world leader, a president who'll rule the earth and make peace between all living things.
There are three candidates. But first think of this, if a woman was pregnant with her ninth child, 3 were deaf, 1 retarded, 2 blind and the woman had syphilis, would you recommend her to have an abortion (don't think about your religion...) ok! to the candidates..

Candidate 1. He works with bribed politicians, consults astrologers, has two mistresses. He smokes all the time and drinks more then 10 martinis every day. 

Candidate 2. He's been fired from his last two jobs, always sleep till 12 o'clock, smoked opium while going to university and drinks a bottle of whiskey every day.

Candidate 3. He's got a hero-distinction from his country, is a vegetarian, doesn't drink or smoke and no scandals...

Who would you choose?




Candidate 1 is Franklin D Roosevelt
Candidate 2 is Winston Churchill
Candidate 3 is Adolf Hitler

The lesson is, don't judge people from their habits...



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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 9:35am | IP Logged
ix okSmile
so srish--vat u do......

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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 9:39am | IP Logged
i am in 12th standard!!!!!!!

you?...:)

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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 9:40am | IP Logged
i love this...LOL

As class begins, my boredom sets in,
I'm fighting a battle I can't seem to win.
Every few minutes I look at the clock,
Yet all I hear is a somber tick-tock.
The lecture goes on, I try to stay awake.
Just let the bell ring for goodness sake.
Tick tock tick tock, no time has passed,
With 20 more minutes I don't think I'll last.
His talking goes on, it doesn't seem to stop
Yawn after yawn, my eyelids drop.
My head hits the desk with a solid smack,
Resounding through the room like a bullet's crack.
All eyes on me, the laughter starts to spread,
I can feel the heat rising, as my face gets red.
I vow to myself as the snickers start to pass,
NEVER AGAIN, will I fall asleep in class................Short Nap

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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 9:41am | IP Logged

Homework, homework thats all i do,
School, work, nothing new
Teachers pushing
Works rushing
All this stress
This whole big mess
It's just a hassle, i must confess
I can't wait till grad day
Or even my payday
Mayday Mayday
I'm going down
hit the ground
gather around
Homework, homework thats all i do,
School, work, nothing new
I have a life
how about you?
English, Biology, Algebra 2
I could add more
Oh, what a bore
There's no more room to store
My brain is packed
My memory's full
A long days task
I just wanna relax
Is that too much to ask? 

Wacko

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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 9:41am | IP Logged
oh m in 11th standard.......
so u study science.....?

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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 9:42am | IP Logged
This damn banging in my head
waking up is what I dread

Taking refuge under my covers
still my stupidity only hovers

Come and join us they all said
in cleverness I should have fled

They said we'll only have but one
how quickly that turned into a tonne

Mixing drink after drink
for tomorrow I did not think

Another round of rum and coke
no , the answer I never spoke 

Competing for that few hours of fun
my prize ..a hangover I had won

Waking up to a mouth of cotton
feeling sick and totally rotten

Stomach churning inside out
my own imbecility without a doubt

Eyes sore and brimmed with red
a day of torture lays ahead

Myself alone is who I blame
never to do it again I will proclaim

But who am I trying to fool
I've always broken this very rule

The next party I'll be there
booty dancing upon a chair

Laughing and dancing with my friends
for my stupidity never ends...Here Here

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