Originally posted by aashvee.raheja
Bhuvan apparates to Orlando after getting khabar that JW is hatching an EVIL PLOT EGG there.
BH: You blood traitor JW
JW jumps up in fright. "Bhuvan Bhaisaab, you, here, how, where...I mean, you, here, how, where.."
BH steps in an interrupts JW before he starts sounding like a broken record.
BH: Tumhare jaise nikkame good for nothing brother maine aaj tak nahi dekha. you couldn't be a good son or a good brother or a good father. All you can do is hatch your wife's EGGS
JW: What are you saying Bhuvan Bhaisaab. This is PG audience. What you are saying????these are EVIL PLOT EGGS. And JW realises he has forgotten to sit on the EGG for ten seconds now. And he starts getting scared and looks around, wiping his brow. he jumps back on the EGG.
BH: What happened you little piece of scum? Why are you so scared?
JW: You see, bhaisaab, CC has 24/7 surveillance on me and the whole world. If she sees that I am not sitting on the EGG for even one second, she will come with another PLOT EGG and this time it will be against me. Imagine, she will ask me to sit and hatch a PLOT EGG which will be against me only...
BH: Oh! Stop blubbering like the fool you are. You just have to repent now. How many times I warned you. Don't marry CC, marry Nirmala instead. But you never listened.
JW: But, Bhaiyya, I thought you loved Nirmala.
BH: Never mind about me. Okay, now listen, I have a cunning plan that will get rid of CC for you once and for always.
JW: looking eager and happy: What plan Bhaiyya? I knew you would help me. You are such a good aatma bhaiyya. May I hug you?
BH: Absolutely not. *sounds horrified* It is my policy not to touch pests and vermin and keep them at arms length always. *now I have to take an aatma cleansing session at the aatma rejuvenation spa....you have contaminated my aatma with your thoughts.
JW: (in a soft voice)" thank God I killed you off, you stuck up snob"
BH: I shall pretend I didn't hear that you gormless nitwit. Now, do you want my help or not?
JW: *sullenly* What help? No one can help me about CC? She is so firmly stuck to me that I can never be safe from her. Do you know the CIA and FBI take daily tips from CC. They are amazed at her 24/7 surveillance. They are fans of CC on her FB page. They press "like" on every status update of hers.
BH: Just do what I say, okay.....*he whispers something in JW's ears.
JW nods gormlessly. He looks at the EGG below him which is showing no signs of hatching. *sigh*
In Sood house:
Nirmala's atma appears in front of CC as she is redoing her msacara for the 28th time since morning.
CC screams and pokes herself in the eye with the mascara brush. Ouch (NOT)
Nivedita comes running with Viren, hands entwined.
"Kya hua Ma?" they ask together.
CC points at a spot in the mirror: Woh, Nirmala...yaha...
Nivi looks shocked. Viren looks thoughtful. "Lekin Ma, Nivedita ki Mamma yaha kaise ho sakti hai?"
Nivi walks up to CC: "Nahi Ma, shayad aapne day dream kiya hoga. After all, you were best friends since kindergarten weren't you?" Viren walks up behind her and puts his arm around her, his fingers playing with her hair.
CC regains her composure and eyes the two of them balefully, "Like can you stop that disgraceful PDA in front of me please. Leave."
Viren rolls his eyes and looks at Nivi, "Come Jaan, let's go to our room." They walk away, arm in arm and CC feels her BP rising.
Suddenly Nirmala apparates in front of her again.
CC screams and runs out of the room. She reaches the terrace and looks around wildly.
Nirmala appears in front of her.
CC: Tum, tum...how can you be here? I saw you die myself.
Nirmala: Don't worry. I have not come to worry you. I still think of you with affection, my childhood friend.I want to help you.
CC: I don't believe you. You always wanted to marry JW and you were so jealous when he married me.
Nirmala: No, No, that was not me. HL wanted to marry JW. She used to send him letters using my printed stationery. That's why you thought it was me.
CC: That dirty two faced, betraying snake in the grass Hemlata. I am going to make her life so miserable. Just give me a minute Nirmala. I need a millisecond to create another EVIL PLOT EGG for Hemlata.
CC: Now I have to give this to JW. Normally, I just convert into my real reptilian form and slither across to Orlando but since you are here, maybe you can help me get there faster. And on the way you can tell me your plan to help me.
Nirmala: Do you want to get loads of money, property and be the most important person around here?
CC: Do you want an answer?
Nirmala: No, that was a rhetorical question CC!!!! *rolls eyes* Sometimes na, you are just as dumb as you were in Kindergarten. Remember how Bhuvan used to call you...Spotty Speckly Silly Skunk....Nirmala's aatma rofl's a bit.
CC: Oh! shut up. I hate bhuvan. I was so happy when JW killed him. Anway, getting back to the topic, what is your plan to help me? And why do you want to help me?
Nirmala: See, my daughter is your DIL. So I want you to have everything. And condition is that Nivi and Viren also get everything in due course.
CC: Oh! you want me to die and give it to them is it? fat chance.
Nirmala: Arre CC, it is impossible to kill you yaar. I tried so many times. Bhuvan tried so many times. Even Pratap tried so many times. He was so upset when you ditched him and married JW. Nothing we did ever had any asar on you.
CC: laughing and preening herself: I am SO cool...
Nirmala: Okay, here is the plan....she leans over and whispers something in CC's ears.
So, what happens next....
Over to rachu, my PIC and my jaanupie....