Kools reporting from base : Batatawada in demand in PR
Yes . I have to write this in pink coz episode hi kuch aisa hai . Guys , guys , Batatawada's hidden sex appeal has come out in the open now . All the mysteries as to how Batatawada lands such cute females r slowly being unravelled . It seems he has a raw sex appeal , even stronger than TDH's , and women fall like flies in honey for him .
We saw Madhuri , the Kudi Punjaban demanding a bachcha from Batatawada today . I want a bachcha from u , she wailed , catching Batatawada's hand and sobbing profusely on it by holding it to her bent forehead . Plzzz Plzz Plzz , don't say no she wept . Will do anything for u .........ANYTHING .
Howz this possible , said a worried Batatawada . He tried to disengage his chubby hand but the dratted female wouldn't let go and clutched it even harder . Really , thought Batatawada , these females ! They won't let a man rest in peace . All I wanna do is business and make money but they hound me for AHEM and BACHCHAS .
Its for Varun's sake wept the Kudi Punjaban . He needs a bone marrow donor and it can ONLY be from his sibling . So u see u MUST sleep with me . Its the only way .
Batatawada looked uncomfortable at the gleam in her eyes . He had no way of knowing if she was LYING just to get him in bed . She had always told him that his chubby roly poly paunch had turned her on like anything .........especially when he wore soccer shorts on a bare chest . Orange , silk ones of course . Much above his knees . Oh well , she had cornered him . Batatawada knew when he was cornered and he sighed .
He spent the night with Kudi Punjaban in a hotel , lying profusely to Vaishu on the phone and tottered [ yes tottered] out in a dazed state , quite unable to drive [ he had to be reminded twice by the watchman] . Its my ovulation day , the Kudi Punjaban had said shaking her tresses with a gleam. SWITCH OFF UR CELL PHONE .
By the time he had tottered home , and tottered outside his bathroom, still in that dazed state [ even the bath cud not stop the wobbliness in his chubby knees] Vaishali had shocked him with so called good news . I AM PREGGERS Vaishu had said , fixing her large brown eyes on him and had fallen in his arms .
He had smiled vacantly . Did this imply more AHEM he wondered , frightened . Coz he had heard , pregnant women often wanted it . Really , thought Batatawada , I have my CAPACITY and LIMITS .Whats going on God , he asked silently ......yesterday was Madhuri's ovulation day and now Vaishu is prego . And next month Madhuri will be . And theres already Varun !
Batatawada wondered if he shud discuss this with TDH . Such an asset that man was , with such a diabolical brain ! He wud advise him perfectly about the provisions in his will for the three kids . Why , thought Batatawada , he may advise me to do NASBANDI . To get OPERATED . Batatawada perked up a little ....just THINKING of TDH had given him this idea . That wud be sooo great . Coz YEH women , they won't leave me . WOH TOH CHORENGI NAHI . Kabhi soccer shorts toh kabhi swim trunks . Just to see that paunch ! Why , they sometimes made him RUN in the bedroom as they lolled on the bed, only to see it wobble and quiver . They found it THAT sexy . And to top it all that hole in his chin . His chubby , dimpled chin .
The rest of the episode was boring . We saw
Arman's Pavitra prem...... .a feeding scene in which Sushant gave the cutest smile in the world
We saw Manohar wiping his sweat in relief that fyi his Devi daughter REFUSED to come to her maayka as she got a home of her own
We also saw Manohar giving extremely careful , well camoflauged prop taunts to Manju [ Chubby was doing the major taunting] with sneakily khadoos looks at his daughter in law .Had the smoochy hussy been there , she wud have KISSED Manohar on his lips for being this DARING .
We saw Varsha being a spoilt nautanki and shopping at Satish's expense by laying a guilt trip on him . Her latest WHIM was I WANNA LEAVE MY JOB COZ MY HOUSE NEEDS ME . [ She didnt want to leave it for the baby , mind u .} In short , Whimsical Varsha who is slightly crack has .........
1] First just given up job by having affair like an oversmart with a married man
2] Taken an unecessary break for two years
3] Then insisted on a job just when she got pregnant
4] Now wants to give it up when she ISN"T on some faaltu pretext [ for MOHANRAO . NOT FOR THE BABY .}
5] Satish is the best . Muvaa to him .
Kools signing off . All contrary comments welcome . Love ya guys , ENJOY !