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okay bye.......tc :)
 
have a save journey :)  Hug

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Nadi mein doobte hue aadmi ne

pull par chalte hue aadmi ko

aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"

pull par chalte aadmi ne neche

rassi pheki aur kaha aaoo..



Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi

rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha

rah rah kar chillaa raha tha

mein marna nahi chahta

zindagi badi mehengi hai

kal hi tho meri ek MNC company mein

naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pool par chalte

aadmi ne apni rassi kheech li

aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC company gaya

usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki

abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai

aur is tarah aapki company mein ek

jagah khali kar gaya hai...




Mein berojgar hoon muje le lo..

HR boli dost tumne der kar di, ab se kuch der

pehle humne uss aadmi ko lagaya hai

jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!!
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The Husband Store



A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:




Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


"That's nice," she thinks,"'but I want more."


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:




Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 5
- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:



Floor 6
- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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NSTALLING HUSBAND !

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications , which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition , Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Atte ntion 6.5 , and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes
the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______

___ _______
REPLY

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: I thoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7 .

Good Luck Madam!








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anyone here........
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hey guys

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