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Posted: 09 January 2011 at 11:12am | IP Logged
Thanks Mihir for creating a such good tread!! Hope to read more stuff!! I will try update some jokes in a while!!

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Posted: 09 January 2011 at 3:39pm | IP Logged
ROFL that technical shayaari was soo funny! ROFL i really think some nerdy guy might use it ROFL

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Posted: 09 January 2011 at 4:19pm | IP Logged
Found this in my online textbook LOL 


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Posted: 09 January 2011 at 4:41pm | IP Logged
Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. E.T. phoned home.

Q. How do men get excersize at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q. What's a man's idea of helpin with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q. Why are all dumb blond jokes oneliners?
A. So men can understand them.

Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirty; We iron/ they wrinkle.

Q. What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Government bonds mature.

Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A. When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.

Q. What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A. A hot dog and a six pack.

Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.


Edited by Chocolover101 - 09 January 2011 at 5:03pm

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Posted: 09 January 2011 at 5:19pm | IP Logged
My favorite line out of that list:

"Q. What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Government bonds mature."

ROFL ROFL ROFL 

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Posted: 10 January 2011 at 12:42pm | IP Logged
all of them are nice ill..b waiting for the next ones....
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 10:25pm | IP Logged
A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha

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