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0o.Leah.o0

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 4:17am | IP Logged

This Fanfic popped up into my mind and I just HAD to write it. Its crazy and REALLY stupid. But I just HAD TO put this up. Please review and reply !

 
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"Soooo'.You are a vampire?"

 
 
"Yes"
 
 
"Hmm.."
 
 
"...."
 
 
"Okay"
 
 
"(Stares unbelievingly) I just told you I am a vampire, and all you have to say is
okay?"
 
 
"What else do you want me to do or say?"
 
 
"(Sarcastically) Hmm'I don't know? Maybe run away? Or scream in terror? But okay?"
 
 
"(Rolls her eyes) I knew it all along Abhay, so I'm really not surprised"
 
 
"(Hysterically) But does it not bother you at all? Does it not scare you?"
 
 
"Nope"
 
 
"(Desperately) Not even a lil bit?"
 
 
"Nope, so don't get your knickers in a twist"
 
 
"(Scrunching up his nose) Ugh. That was disgusting, Piya. I am a man, I don't wear knickers."
 
 
"(Rolls her eyes)God, Abhay! It was an expression! Keep a step with the times, would you?... (thinking)'Oh that reminds me...How old are you, exactly?"
 
 
"(Casually) Going to turn 312 this summer"
 
 
"WHAT? You have to be joking!"
 
 
"No, I am not"
 
 
"(Incredulously) No way'"
 
 
"Me being a vampire does not bother you,  but my age does. You are a weird woman, Piya"
 
 
"(Flustered) You are older than my great grandfather! Do you have any idea
how weird that sounds?"
 
 
"(Shrugs) Its no big deal. I have seen older vampires, the oldest I remember was 765"
 
 
"I think I am going to faint"
 
 
"(Grins) What does it matter anyway? I am forever frozen at 18"
 
 
"Hmm'Can I ask you a few questions? I am curious about few things"
 
 
"Well'I really don't prefer sitting in the hot seat while you can fire questions at
me, like its KBC or something. But I guess I owe you that much. So shoot"
 
 
"(Seriously)Do you sparkle?"
 
 
"WHAT?!"
 
 
"I said, do you sparkle? In the sun?"
 
 
"O-of course NOT. What a stupid idea. Ridiculous. I am a vampire, Piya. Not Tinkerbell.  Why the heck did you think I would...sparkle?"
 
 
"(Shrugs) Twilight series"
 
 
"Er...what?"
 
 
"(Rolls her eyes) Honestly, Abhay! Its this series of books written by Stephanie Meyer, Its about the life of a girl called Bella who falls in love with a vampire who sparkles in the sun"
 
 
"(Snorts) That's the most stupidest thing I've ever heard. Sparkling in the sun, honestly! Next thing you know, that crazy woman would portray us as cute cuddly bears"
 
 
"Phew! It's a relief to know you don't sparkle. Imagine how funny that would have been! (Cracks up)"
 
 
"(Gritting his teeth) Next question,  Piya"
 
 
"Right. If you don't sparkle, in the sun, then do you, like, burn in the sun? And you like, have to wear a ring to protect yourself from burning, in the daylight?
 
 
"(Rolls his eyes) Another stupid question, Piya. I am sitting right next to you in broad daylight, without wearing a ring, and as you can observe, I haven't become chicken tandoori as yet. And where did you read this second stupid theory of yours?"
 
 
"I haven't read it, I have seen it. On tv. The Vampire Diaries"
 
 
"And what is this 'Vampire diaries'?" Oh wait...don't answer that. I already know. Some stupid series, that are made for girls who love swooning over the bad guys. Right? Why do you read and watch such stupid things anyway?"
 
 
"Hey! They are not stupid. They are nice."
 
 
"Riiight. Sparking and burning, the world has gone loony! Any other stupid questions you would like to ask"
 
 
"Yes."
 
 
"(In a bored tone) What is it?"
 
 
"Are there any restaurants nearby? I am hungry!"
 
 
"Yes, there is one a kilometer away from here, lets go"
 
 
Few minutes of silent walking.
 
 
"(Breaking the silence) Hey Abhay!"
 
 
"Hmm...What?"
 
 
"Are you sure you don't sparkle?"
 
 
"Argggh!"
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Lol. I told you, it was stupid. But I enjoyed writing it anyway!
Oh an PS, I am not a Twilight or a TVD basher. I just thought it would be fun messing with them in this CrackFic.
 


Edited by 0o.Leah.o0 - 06 January 2011 at 1:11am

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 5:18am | IP Logged
nice one deary

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 5:59am | IP Logged
LMAO.LMAO. It's hilarious Leah!ROFL . I couldn't stop
laughing reading this! LMAO! Are you sure you don't sparkle?? Haha!! And I can so imagine Abhay's looks when piya says this!!
Really nice work!:)

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 6:16am | IP Logged
Originally posted by MeetPremeer

nice one deary
Thank you !! :)
 
Originally posted by MagicalKash

LMAO.LMAO. It's hilarious Leah!ROFL . I couldn't stop
laughing reading this! LMAO! Are you sure you don't sparkle?? Haha!! And I can so imagine Abhay's looks when piya says this!!
Really nice work!:)
Haha, Thank you !
My imagination was in stupid mode when I wrote this. Glad you liked it !!

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 6:17am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 6:22am | IP Logged
Now twas awesome! ROFL

It all made sense actually, who wouldn't put up questions on meeting a 'real' vampire no? LOL I am glad you did not mention any werewolf, though. :P

-Kankshita

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 6:24am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -Kanky-

Now twas awesome! ROFL

It all made sense actually, who wouldn't put up questions on meeting a 'real' vampire no? LOL I am glad you did not mention any werewolf, though. :P

-Kankshita
Thank you Kanky (Lol...Such a cute nickname!) !
Oh boy ! If i was in Piya's place, I would ask all the questions I could !!LOL
 

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 6:31am | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
That was really nice! I hope people take it in good humorSmile

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