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....Priya.... IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 04 January 2011 at 8:16pm | IP Logged
Hi Guys

Everyday dere is at least 1 or More funny/witty/emotional/love line/unique dialogues!
So I thought Y not have "KMH Dialogue Factory"..Put your all Favorite Dialogues in diz Topic..!!

So Everyday after watching episode, U can write in  this thread by posting comments which dialogue Made U laugh!(seemed funny to u)/ Made you cry!
Not to Forget that KMH is Love story where V'll get nice "Love" Quotes!U can Also Add them here
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Here are some of mine Favorite Dialogues frm Last Episodes! I'll be adding more dialogues from other episodes Soon!


Arjun: Muhje daal banati nahi aatiLOL
Arjun Calling Chikku: Kabootar..ROFL
Arohi to Arjun:
'bachpan mai sare bache uwai uwai kar ke rote hote par tum sirf uwai kar ke hi rote hote'' LOL

Episode: 47

My name is chiku
chiku ki jawani
I'm just sexy for you..ROFLROFL


Arohi: Chiku, tum duniya mein sabse bade gadhe ho!LOL

Chiku: Bachpan Mein bohat Chhota thaLOLLOL


Chikku: Tumhare naak mein jo blackheads hain uska kuch karo
LOLLOLLOL

Chikku talking abt his Math teacher"ek din subramaniam ne mujse poocha ki 9+2 kya tha mene answer kiya 11Clap perfect like chiku ROFLlekin phir unhone kaha li main use likhoon aur maine ek semple sa sawle poche Approve
ki konsa pehle likhhoon aur phir unhone mujhe itne peta itne peta  "ROFLROFL


Episode 49:

Arjun's Daadi to Arjun's Younger Bro: Abhi tak  apne baal nahi kaate, are bhalu lag raha hai..circus wale dekhenge toh utha kar le jayenge..ROFLROFLROFL

Arjun's Daadi to Jignesh: baal kaise gayab ho gaye.sorry couldn't remember the full lines but it was funny..ROFL

Arjun's daadi to Arjun's mom: aur yeh meri bahu, bahu kam aur mera dusra beta jayada lagti hai..Thode baal ugalo..kam se kam yeh to pata chale ke tum behenji ROFL
ho ya bhai sahab.
LOL

@Breakfast table daadi ponting out @ Arjun's younger bro: baal ki dukaan le ke ghum raha hai..ROFL

When Arjun's Daadi enter da house, Rudra & his wife keep staring at her & doesn't take blessing frm her, Daadi tells rudra "Pair chhone ke liye bhi nakuar rakha hai kya
"ROFLROFL

When Arjun's  mom asks dadi hows she..Dadi's reply..''main theek hu..tu goli maar de''ROFLROFL

Episode 49:

ROFL
Arjun:
"Sab Kuch - yeh Ankh usme base chote bade har sapne - yeh naak aur uppar ka gussa - yeh honth jispar aake baatein ruk jaati"
 
"maang kar to dekho, sari duniya ki rings lake de dunga, bas yeh utardo'
 
Arohi:
"tumhe pata nahi tumne mere sath kya kiya hai"
 
"yeh aasu tumhare liye nahi, tumhare vajah se hai"


 Dialogues by Arjun:
 arjun to arohi 
1)kitni fake smile hain arohi phir se try karo 
2)hawa lage gi to tumhare is Kabootar ko hosh ai ga na
3) request karne ki kya zarroorat hain yeh to mera kaam hain  
4)yeh baghvan se patience mang rahi hain woh bhi impatient hoke stupid 
5)Main is Ghar ka damaad banke rahoon ga !!
6)Aj se main Arjun Singhani nahi sirf Arjun hoon Arohi Ka Arjun 

Arohi(while staring at Arjun Cookie and Coffee)
1) yeh Canada mein hi teekh thi kaise has has ke baat karai hain yeh Canada se kya tooth Paste ka Add karne ai hain 

Arohi(when she gets mad at Arjun)
Naam=Arjun .....Poora Naam= Arjun Stupid Monster 

Arohi (to Shefali when trying to escape from the jungle)
Shefali jab Bhagvan akal baant rahe teh to tu kaha thi yaar 
Shefali: I dont know 

Arohi (to Shefali when Billu says something stupid)
yeh to tere se bhi Zayada dumb nikla 

Billu to Arjun (when he was leaving the Singhani house)
Bhai app jaha jao ge hum bhi aap ke saath chale ge bachpan se hum aap ki ongli taam ke chale hain aap hi hamra pariwaar hoh 

Arjun to Robinth
mujhe aaj tak lagta tah ke meri aik hi behhein hain per aj mujhe pata chala ke meri do do  behnein hain  

Chiku (to Arohi)
main is duniya ka luckiest insaan hu
nahi nahi 2nd luckiest  insaan hu 
Arohi : Pehla kaun hain 
Cheeku : tum kyon ke tumhari shadi mujhse horai hain

Arohi (to Arjun)
Arohi : tumhari daal asani se gali nahi to tumne ..
Arjun:sorry mujhe daal banane nahi aati  

Arjun (to Arohi )
Apne dar se jeetna seekho ek din koi tumhara haath thaamne wala nahi hoga




 

Do Like it & Post your Favorite Dialogue everyday!


I'll be editing ASAP.





Edited by luvkmh_priya_P2 - 08 January 2011 at 7:37am

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Posted: 04 January 2011 at 8:27pm | IP Logged

In yesteray's episode, I liked it when even Arohi almost called Cheeku a 'KABOOTAR'....

By the way, nice topic....

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Posted: 04 January 2011 at 10:19pm | IP Logged
Hi actually i wanted to open dat topic a long time back but could not due to some prob.this tym kmh has great dialogues.so ist of all thanx for opening it.plz open it daily.name it "dialogue of d day".will b very thankful to u for this favour. Now back to d topic.my dialogue of d day is"biji-bhai sahab hai ya behan ji"

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Posted: 04 January 2011 at 10:59pm | IP Logged

SINGHANIA'S DADDI IS GREAT ... Itne punches maarti hai ki kya bolun...ROFL Wink

best was " yeh meri bahu, bahu kam aur mera dusra beta jayada lagti hai,Thode baal ugalo..kam se kam yeh to pata chale ke tum behenji
ho ya bhai sahab." ROFL!!!ROFLROFLROFLROFL

 
n i liked it wen arohi said cheeku  kabutar... haha very nice...


Edited by shivanimalhotra - 04 January 2011 at 11:00pm

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Posted: 04 January 2011 at 11:22pm | IP Logged
my fav dialogue is..when singhania mom asks dadi hows she..then dadi replies..''main theek hu..tu goli maar de''..ROFLROFL..ROFL

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 2:49am | IP Logged
i love the dialogue in epi 48 where chiku is like "ek din subramaniam ne mujse poocha ki 9+2 kya tha mene answer kiya 11Clap perfect like chiku ROFLlekin phir unhone kaha li main use likhoon aur maine ek semple sa sawle poche Approve
ki konsa pehle likhhoon aur phir unhone mujhe itne peta itne peta Cry "ROFLROFL
loved this and the others what you wrote !! 
nice topic !! Wink

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 11:10am | IP Logged
Yup... Luv each n every dialogue Party

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Posted: 05 January 2011 at 9:20pm | IP Logged
Episode 49 : 
 
Can I just say I loved them all  !!!. But yeah some were too good.
 
Arjun:
"Sab Kuch - yeh Ankh usme base chote bade har sapne - yeh naak aur uppar ka gussa - yeh honth jispar aake baatein ruk jaati"
 
"maang kar to dekho, sari duniya ki rings lake de dunga, bas yeh utardo'
 
Arohi:
"tumhe pata nahi tumne mere sath kya kiya hai"
 
"yeh aasu tumhare liye nahi, tumhare vajah se hai"
 
 
will update tmrw . nice topic by the way
 

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