1.Let's Make A Fool Out Of Ourselves
"You have to do it Mallik" please please say yes
otherwise soon enough I will be jobless.
"What's wrong with Koel, Johnson?" not yet Kevin, I'm not
giving up so soon.
"Nothing!" Yeah
right as if he is going to fall for that.
"Then why is she not doing the damn interview?" nothing
are you serious? pst grow up dude.
"Oh well that, she isn't, u know prepared?" stop
stammering you ass.
"Johnson, are you out of your mind? Koel and not prepared
don't go hand in hand!" aha, there you go, chal angrez jaldi mu khol ab.
"Fine, she flew out of India yesterday night!" yeah I
hope he does not ask further.
"Oh and why is that?" why did Koel go out of India and
most of all she didn't even bother to tell me.
"Armaan you would not like the answer!" ughh how does he
always get me answering his questions!
"It is professional Kevin I want to know why am I doing
other's shows" spit it out damn it.
"She left India with what's his name!" there you go look
at his bloody face all the blood gone, ha-ha, stop laughing Kevin he is your
friend after all.
"That son of a gun, first he took my wife from my bloody
life, then my apartment, now out of India, just great" oh well now he takes her
so far away that I won't even be able to talk her out of it.
"Calm the hell down dude!" you are telling him to calm
down? Start finding another job dude.
"Fine, I will do the show, but I have two conditions" I
hate him; he took her away, so far that I can't reach her now.
"Name them" another one of his stupid tricks, ha-ha, I won't
be jobless.
"Pay raise, and start calling him son of a gun from now on,
he doesn't suit the what's his name title!" ha-ha yourself Kevin, IN-YOUR-FACE!
"Second condition done, and about the second one well you
make today's interview a success and boom 20% pay rises!" duh what was I even
thinking? He is the smartest person I know.
"40%" grow up Kevin 20% is all you can give?
"Nope, not possible but if we are negotiating then lets
settle on 30%, what say?" he is indeed very smart.
"I'm not a frigging puppet, take me from one show put me
to another and you know I'm the rock
star, the interview is going to be legendary, so 40% it is or should I walk
out?" ha-ha let's see how you deal with this Mr Kevin Johnson
"Fine 40% it is!" ughh I hope boss agrees, otherwise I'm
going jobless.
*~*~*
"Hello!"
"Riddhima, there is one problem!"
"Muskaan I have an interview in an hour I can't solve any
of you problems right now" God what did she end up doing now? Well I hope she
is not pregnant with Kabir's baby ughh no that would be totally gross! I will
have to get them to break up soon.
"Well you are going to have to face one problem"
"Aha?" Well bring it on babe
"Yes Koel is not doing the interview"
"So what's the problem, holy shit it is cancelled?" Don't
tell me!
"Well no Riddhima it isn't cancelled, it's just that
someone else is going to take her place"
"And who is that supposed to be" Muskaan can be such a
pain in the ass sometimes!
"Well, a certain Armaan Mallik"
"So?"
"What?"
"How's that a problem?"
"Well Riddhima that is a problem because that guy can be
a real pain in the ass"
"How" Did she just hear my thoughts, or did I just say it
out loud, well duh Riddhima she would have called you a pain in the ass instead
right?
"He is one of the smartest reporters they have, or should
I say India has, he manipulates things and words to get the truth out"
"Well Muskaan I repeat again, SO?" God what's wrong with
her?
"Riddhima he can get anything out of you so don't let
your guard down"
"Whatever Muskaan I don't think this is a problem"
"You know Riddhima he got a director and producer duo, to
agree to casting couch, and the catch is he didn't even ask anything about
casting couch, if you don't believe me I'm sending you the mms go check it now"
"Alright Muskaan don't freak out, if he did what you just
said well, good for him! And now you listen to my catch I haven't done anything
wrong that I should be afraid of him, now that you told me all this babe you've
got a deal, if I respond back better or in case equally, you break up with Kabir!
What say?" Bull's eye, what do we say, ek teer se do nishane, muhaha!
"Well as much as I know you are good at it too, I just
know he is the perfect man so to prove you wrong, deal it is"
"Okay I got lost when you said the perfect man thing; you
really think Kabir is the perfect man?"
"Shut the hell up I meant Armaan idiot"
"Oh well we'll see about that mademoiselle"
"Yeah so I'm coming to the studio"
"I thought you had to sleep Muskaan!"
"All the sleep went out of the window, who would not want
to see the hottie who is going to interview you, plus I really want to see you
lose"
"Whatever Muskaan, just grow up"
*~*~*
"I don't need a script to tell me what I have to ask her
Jazz"
"But Armaan these are orders from Mr Johnson"
"Tell him to suck it up and flush the questions down the
toilet"
"But..."
"No but's and if's and what's, just tell me when do we
start shooting?"
"In about an hour"
"Okay then see you later jazz"
"Yeah well, only if Johnson doesn't kick me out"
*~*~*
*whistles*
"What the hell, what you looking at?" Who the hell are
you mister, well for one you are hot, so I don't mind you whistling, Riddhima control!
"Nothing ma'am just your car, such a beautiful lady
driving such a mean machine, nice choice" Hot piece of ass, well two hot pieces
actually!
"Uh...well thank you" Dumbo
"You know you can try and be a bit polite" Well let's
pass time Mallik.
"Well certainly Mr..?"
You got it coming mister hot like fire.
"Armaan...Armaan Mallik" My dimples will certainly do the
work.
"well Mr Mallik I'm a 24 year grown girl I know how to
behave with strangers" Geez Armaan Mallik well Mr Mallik wait for your show you
won't know what hit you, muhaha!
"Well Ms'?" Gore gore mukhde pe kaala kaala chashma.
"Well I'm wearing brown shades" Ha-ha you're so whipped Mr
Mallik!
"Oh did I say it out loud?" Shit!
"Well...duh" ha-ha, smirk girl.
"Sorry but I didn't catch your name!" I hope this works.
"Well I didn't tell you" Changing the topic are we Mr Mallik
"So will you tell me?" So much attitude for a name.
"Well hello, I'm Muskaan" Ha-ha, I can't wait for your
cheesy line; I hope you come up with a good one!
"Muskaan you have a beautiful Muskaan" was that too
cheesy?
"Ha-ha, you are just being polite I gather" Really? I
thought you could have done way better Mr Mallik.
"Nah, nothing like that, anyway, so what brings you here
to the studio?" I better flash a smile from time to time, it will dazzle her!
"Yeah well my boss happens to have an interview here
today" You are smiling a lot Mallik, wait for the interview time!
"Really, who?" Wow, she really does have an awesome
smile! +1
"Umm, Riddhima Gupta" Suck it up, Mallik!
"What a small world, really? I'm assigned to interview
her" Ughh, what the hell?
"No, wait I thought Koel was supposed to interview her"
Aha, I'm not going to make you feel important, you are just a replacement after
all.
"Oh well she ran off to some place in the world with her
boyfriend" Why did you have to bring her up? -1
"What? Really? I thought she was married?" Uh-uh I thought she was having a happy married
life!
"Well yes she was" You brought our marriage up, why?
Another -1
"Oh, I pity the guy she ditched; poor man must have been overwhelmed"
Muskaan told me her husband was hot and cute and a gentleman, anyways I always
thought Koel was a b****.
"Yeah well he certainly was" Ughh I desperately need to
change the topic for this Muskaan another -1!
"Well I think he deserves someone really better than her"
Maybe I can hook Muskaan up with him, she was gaga over the guy!
"Oh he sure does" Well thank you Muskaan one more +1 for
you
"So what is it like to interview people? I heard you
totally slaughtered the producer's and the director's image" Tell me your
secret dude.
"Well it is good, and about them I didn't have to do much
just got them drunk" So you have seen me, no wonder you are playing so cool! +1
"So are you going to get Riddhima drunk?" ATTENTION
RIDDHIMA-don't drink what they give you, be it water or any damn liquid.
"Ha-ha well you never know" You care, be it a lame-ass
writer or whoever you do care +1
"Oh so I'll go ahead and warm Riddhima not that she did
anything bad, but she just gets a hangover" You Mallik are so gone, muhaha!
"Oh sure" You care a lot -1
"Have you read any of her books?" Spill it, I know you
have!
"Nope" Oh, you are more interested in knowing about her
from me than you are interested in me -1
"Hmm" Huh, I know you have you'll spill it out
eventually!
"So want to catch a cup of coffee before the shooting
starts?" Let's just know about each other now, turn your charm button on Mallik!
Hello folks here is chapter-1.
I sincerely hope you enjoy it.
Take Care and review.
Ankita.
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