The actual reason for touch me not sequence
Location: Nissar'office
*GC entering with the piece of folded paper and hands it to Nissar*
Nissar: Ye kya hai?
GC: Khud hi dekhlo.
Nissar: *opens the folded paper and finds the following written on it*
New pricelist for the romantic sequences:
1. Place one hand on DD'face – Rs. 5,000
2. Cupping with two hand – Rs. 10,000
3. Hug – Rs. 18,000 (please note this will be without touching DD's back. For the look-like-touch additional charges of Rs. 10,000)
4. Eylip (my eyes on DD's lip) lock – Rs. 25,000
5. Forhead kiss – Rs. 35,000 (only one/shot, and same additional charges for retakes )
6. Lifting DD – Rs. 40,000
7. For Liplock – Rs. 100,000*
8. SR scene – Rs. 250,000**
Note: * conditions apply. ** you will require DB's NOC letter & the shoot will be with her as a BD of DD.
Also note that above prices are subject to change without any prior notice.
Nissar: *looks terrified after reading* kuch kam nahi hoga???
GC: Kya tum bhi.....itna bada director hoke thode se paise ke liye magajmari kar raha hai. Thik hai kabhi kabhi free me shirtless ho jaonga *self thought – Mujhe bhi to body show off karke publicity chahiye na*
Nissar: ....and you did not mention about eyelock in your list?? Abhi uska bhi alag se charge karoge kya???
GC: chal special offer me wo bhi free kar dunga....par isse ek paisa kam nahi hoga *self thought – bap re..ye Nissar bhi na paiso ke liye kitni zig zig karta hai"* karana hai to bolo..warna???
Nissar: mujhe thoda time chahiye sochne ke liye. Tum jao....*GC goes* Let me talk to DD about this *calls DD in his office*
DD: *enters* Kya hua Nissar kuch pareshan lag rahe ho...sab thik hai na??
Nissar: ek problem hai *shows her GC's price list*.....tum sab sambhal logi na?? Dekho please mujhe disappoint mat karna.
DD: *angrily – ye iska har bar ka natak hai and starts cribbing* It is not fair Nissar...everytime he does this and then you ask me to manage the sequence. I can't keep on doing everything alone *starts leaving*
Nissar: *trying to convince DD* Meri sweet Dhristi... Meri cute DD...you know how much people love you...OK I will give you a huge bar of chocolate if you agree to do..PLEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEE...PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.
DD: OK...BUT ONLY FOR MY WONDERFUL AUDIANCE...ANYTHING FOR THEM.
Nissar: thank you babaji..DD to ek chocolate me man gayi...she is such a sweetheart...par GC se settlement karne pehle abhi ke liye "touch me not" sequence hi dal deta hun.
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