The Great Twilight Swindle - Edward and Bella DIE?

radt IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 31 December 2010 at 6:15am | IP Logged

The Great Twilight Swindle - Edward and Bella to DIE in Breaking Dawn movie?

Could this be the biggest death tease swindle in the history of cinema? According to reports, both Edward Cullen and dead-eyed Bella Swan will die in an epic battle in the final Twilight movie. 

Except you and I know that no such death scene takes place in Breaking Dawn.

Yes, in the book version, the Volturi roll up looking mean, tough and scary, while Carlisle Cullen assembles a veritable multicultural army of vampires to fight against them. And then Bella throws up her magical mind-shield, which protects the delegation of vampires from the Volturi's ferocious powers. And then everybody goes home.

Which, I think you'll agree, doesn't make for the most thrilling cinematic experience.

So, in an effort to spice up those final scenes before the inevitable happy-ever-after ending, there will be a massive actual battle between the Cullen's dismal vegetarian vampires. And in this battle, the unthinkable will happen - both broody Edward and boring Bella will die the final death. But not before Carlisle has his head repositioned about 50ft from his body.

Why, this is awesome. The two gloomiest immortals in the history of fiction (and that includes Louis De Pointe Du Lac, vampire fans) get wasted. No more perma-angst. But we shouldn't joke about such matters, readers. A poor hybrid vampire-human baby is growing at an accelerated rate and HAS NO PARENTS. Who knows what damage this will do to the poor fragile child's psyche.

Well, not much more damage than being called Reneesme. 

But it's alright Twi-tards. One wavy screen wipe reveals that it was all just one of Alice's visions! This big reveal comes to us courtesy of Lainey Gossip, where the author reveals that she's had a sneak peek at the screenplay. Several sources seem to think that this is a reliable spoiler, but this being the internet you just never know. Expect to see a scene in which hundreds of immortals gather in a forest and talk it out.

On the upside, we're told that there'll be loads of love scenes between Edward and Bella. Yay. Seriously, the only way to retain wood around Bella Swan would be if you were already dead. Which shouldn't be a problem from Sidebu


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crazy4KASH_AR IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 31 December 2010 at 11:51am | IP Logged can they do this.
We don't want EB dead.

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aishwaryagayen IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 01 January 2011 at 1:48am | IP Logged
lol alice vision r subjective nothng happening to thm if thy diee then the saga is just nothngg bcz twilight isnt a tragic luv stor or some epic abt volturi nd alllll ths net infos just try to mk ppl panic huh
-nautankidollz- IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 2:38am | IP Logged
the article writer wrote it so stupidly well thats what i felt *hmpf*
baki obviously it had to be one of alice visions!!! ine of the possibilities among so many whn she first saw volturi cuming
radt IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 6:06am | IP Logged
but a scary vision.... must say... definitely a part of the promo fr the second part of the movie to hold the audience's breath!!!!
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