Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b * tch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? W*F happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls😆
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