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Posted: 15 March 2011 at 9:11pm | IP Logged
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people

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Posted: 16 March 2011 at 5:02pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by debayon

Ah...now that SAT's are over...I can breath a sigh of relief...oh but there's other stuff to do too :(


Oooh, nice! How did the SAT go? Feeling good about it? :) And don't you have Spring Break right now? Take some time off and RELAX!
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Posted: 17 March 2011 at 12:12am | IP Logged
 
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Posted: 17 March 2011 at 1:24am | IP Logged

Deepak chopra gets owned ..

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Posted: 17 March 2011 at 1:49am | IP Logged
Mujhe kuchh poochhna hai.
Who exactly is Abeer and why is her B'day thread on DM?? Is she a member of IF/ DM or is she a TV actress??

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Posted: 17 March 2011 at 2:08am | IP Logged
Originally posted by souro

Mujhe kuchh poochhna hai.
Who exactly is Abeer and why is her B'day thread on DM?? Is she a member of IF/ DM or is she a TV actress??

 
No comments....cos no Idea....LOL
 
But I know-Saw her post-comments in different sectionsBig smile
 
 
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Posted: 17 March 2011 at 3:09am | IP Logged
Originally posted by zorrro

Originally posted by souro

Mujhe kuchh poochhna hai.
Who exactly is Abeer and why is her B'day thread on DM?? Is she a member of IF/ DM or is she a TV actress??

This is DM so it could be an attempt to start a debate on whether Abeer's (dont remember seeing this member in this section earlier) birthday thread should have been posted in this section? Wink
Why not post it in the section which he visits more frequently?Confused
Is DM getting converted to a miscellaneous section?Ouch

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing... why not post it in the section that she visits regularly.

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