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Posted: 09 March 2011 at 10:05pm | IP Logged
 
Essay on "indian cow" (read at ur own risk,)

He is the cow.
He has got 4 legs together.
2 towards n 2 afterwards.
Its gives milk wich cums from 4 taps attached 2 d bottom.
...
He is mostly a girl.
Its looz motion is very useful, green color.
It has tail situated in d backyard n has hair on it to frighten flies.
Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after the death.

LOL


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HeartPeople spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within. -Ramona L. AndersonHeart

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Originally posted by FrozenBlossom

HeartPeople spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within. -Ramona L. AndersonHeart
 
Yup, Happiness is not a destination... It is a method of life.... Big smile
 
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Posted: 10 March 2011 at 10:13am | IP Logged

Must Read ! Very Powerfully Worded. Bravo - Prakash Bajaj, Editor of Times of India.  
 

   

 TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA


Dear Mr. Prime minister,


I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mice.  Mouse at least squeaks,  but we don't even do that.


Today I heard your speech, in which you said, 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'.  I would like to remind you that fourteen years have passed since serial bomb blasts in Mumbai took place.  Dawood was the main conspirator.  Till today he is not caught.  All our Bollywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king keep meeting him, but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple;  all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him, everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on these unfortunate people of India.
Enough is enough.   As such, after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys,  I realize that if same thing continues, days are not far away when terrorists will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactors and there will be one more Hiroshima.
We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb.  You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai;  what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.
Today only your home minister resigned.  What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family.  
Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?


I am born and brought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years.  Believe me,
corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar.  Look at all the politicians, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh  all are rolling in money.  Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief ministers I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi, so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fishermen, so they can build concrete houses right on sea shore.  Next time terrorists can comfortably live in those houses, enjoy the beauty of the sea and then attack  our Mumbai at their will.


Recently, I had to purchase a house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI, you and your finance ministers are not aware of it
. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.


If this has been a land of fools, idiots,  then I would not have ever cared to write to you this letter. Just see the tragedy.  On one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent;  and on the other side, you politicians have converted nectar into deadly poison.
I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, and Creamy Schedule caste;  only what I am not is INDIAN.   You politicians have raped every part of  Mother India by your policy of divide and rule.


Take example of our Former President Abdul Kalam. Such an intelligent person; such a fine human being. But you politician didn't even spare him and instead choose a worthless lady who had corruption charges and insignificant local polititian of Jalgaon WHO'S NAME ENTIRE COUNTRY HAD NOT HEARD BEFORE. Its simple logic your party just wanted a rubber stamp in the name of president. Imagine SHE IS SUPREME COMMANDAR OF INDIA'S THREE DEFENCE FORCES. what moral you will expect from our defence forces ? Your party along with opposition joined hands, because politicians feel they are supreme and there is no place for good person.


Dear Mr Prime minister, you are one of the most intelligent persons, a most learned person.   Just wake up, be a real SARDAR.   First and foremost, expose all selfish politicians.  
Ask Swiss banks to give names of all Indian account holders.Give reins of CBI to independent agency.   Let them find wolves among us. There will be political upheaval, but that will be better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day.  Just give us ambience where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.


Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister.   Do you want to be lead by one person, or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?
 
 
Prakash B. Bajaj

Editor Mumbai-Times of India

Source: email 4wrd

Edited by Believe - 10 March 2011 at 10:57am

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Posted: 11 March 2011 at 5:03am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Believe

 

   

 TO THE PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister.   Do you want to be lead by one person, or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?
 
 
Prakash B. Bajaj

Editor Mumbai-Times of India

Source: email 4wrd
If the 100 crore people give him the assurance that is given by that one person he will obviously choose to lead the 100 crore ! So first assure him of the PM's seat in the next round. He knows which side of the bread is buttered LOL
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Posted: 11 March 2011 at 5:31am | IP Logged
speaking of sardarji, brings the following to mind ..
to be taken in humour..
 
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
 Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10*
 ****
 Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
 call modern art?**
 Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!**
 *****
Sardar news: A 'Two-Seater' plane crashed in a Graveyard in punjab(Pakistan).
 Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more(victims).
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friend's Last Words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
 *****
 Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
 Wife: What you are doing?
 Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

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 ?17cntry ki mom 2 her son
Beta apne caste k ladki se shadi krna
.
18cntry-apne relign ki
.
...
19cntry-desh ki
.
20cntry-level ki
.
21cntry-kaisi bhi ho par ladki se karna
Wink

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Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
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