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Posted: 03 March 2011 at 12:39am | IP Logged

GOLU: Aaj meri Bakri ne anda diya
MOLU: Bakri kab se anda dene lagi be?
GOLU: Hum V.I.P log hai,
Hmne apni Murgi ka naam Bakri rakha hai..
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?3 FRIENDS livin in a room at 100th floor of the building!
One day LIFT not working...!
So they decided to tell a story for time pass!
They start to walk in steps!
1st person told an action story upto 50th floor!
2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor!

3rd person told most horror story which had only 1 sentence...!
that is

"I FORGOT THE ROOM KEY IN CAR"
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Wat is Solar Eclipse?

WEn Rajnikant stares at d sun nd d sun hides behind d moon saying "Mummmyyy"
......Dis phenomenon is called SOlar Eclipse. :D:D :P
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Girl on valntines day in card shop?
1card chahiye jispar likha ho:
"MAI SIRF TUMSE AUR TUMHI SE PYAR KRTE HU"
Shopkeepr: Haa hai!
Girl: Thik hai 12 piece de do :-D
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
...Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail
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Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Santa: Pinch A waitress.

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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father.'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this.   You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes.   I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'

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Fire at Bandra Station. I hope no-one's hurt.Ouch
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 "Let Bill Gates name the next O.S as "Kasab" because it will never hang"OuchBig smile

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Posted: 05 March 2011 at 9:50am | IP Logged
LOL! If only he could do something about Laloo Prasad Yadav! :P

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Edited by *Woh Ajnabee* - 06 March 2011 at 11:25am
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My daddy emailed me this. Thought I'd share:

A very inspirational message please read on to the end........ 

 
Pencil: I'm sorry
 
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
 
Pencil: I'm sorry because you get hurt because of me.
 Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it.
 But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself.
 You get smaller and smaller each time.
 
Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind.
 You see, I was made to do this.
 I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong.
 Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job.
 So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)


 I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational.


 Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil.
 They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes.
 Sometimes along the way, they get hurt and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on).
 Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse),
 but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.
 
All my life, I've been the pencil. And it pains me to see the eraser, that is my parents getting smaller and smaller each day.
 

For I know that one day, all that I'm left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what I used to have.
 
This is to all the present & future parents out there.......

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