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Posted: 09 February 2011 at 8:41pm | IP Logged
 

 
 Love a good Catholic joke ....
 

  An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.

  She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them.
  She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
 
  Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked:
 
  "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
 
 
  They shook their heads and looked at each other.. very confused.
 
   One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,
 
   "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
 
   One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"
 
   The worker yelled back,
 
 
   "'Cause his wife's here with his lunch."---

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Posted: 09 February 2011 at 10:27pm | IP Logged

Blind Love:
Once there was a boy who loved a gal but that girl only hated him, boy told her that he will change her hatred 2 love & he told her that he will stand in front of her house tiil next 100 days...
...Stroms n rains came but d boy didn't move...with the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him.
On the 99th da...
y the girl decided that she wil say that she also loves him...
With the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn't there
She was worrid then she found a paper on whch it was writen...
"Tere chakar mein teri barabar wali set ho gai"

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Teacher-Water nu chemical formula kaho.

Student-H2MgCl NaCl HN03 CaCo3Ca (OH)2SnIN HgNiHCL(COOH)

...
Teacher-Aa shu chhe?
...
Student-Aa municipality nu water chhe.
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"Friends" are like asian paints jo duniya badal de"

"Girlfriends" are like everest masale jo swad badal de"

...
"Wife" is like mosquito coil jo dhoond dhoond kar maare!"
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Santa- Ye Raten Ye Hawae, Ye Chandni Ye Ghatae Ye Nadiya Ye Kinare...
Soni Kudi - Abey Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Environmental Education Padraha Hai???
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Santa ka Padosi mar gaya.
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Woh uske Ghar gaya aur pucha- "BODY AAGAYI KYA"?
...

...( Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.)

Santa Bola-"Oh Batao, kitni Lambi umar hai.!"
LOL
 

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Posted: 09 February 2011 at 10:34pm | IP Logged
A few weeks ago a newly appointed chief(check link of his profile http://indiatoday.intoday.in/site/Story/127199/india/who-is-ghulam-mohammed-vastanvi.html ) of the Deoband Dar-ul-Uloom praised the work that Modi has done in the state of Gujarat, (check out what he said http://www.indianexpress.com/news/deobands-vastanvi-asks-muslims-to-leave-behind-godhra-and-move-on/740192/0  ) promptly causing a firestorm. Especially the part where he mentioned how all religious groups are pretty much held to the same standards in Gujarat. This man is a MBA graduate and the first Gujarati to get elected to the position. So perhaps he is talking from a position of knowledge
 
Yesterday there was this excellent article in the NYTimes
 
Perhaps it might be time for the NRI's sitting out in some corner of the world educated driven by Zee News or IBNLive or Aajtak to come to a realization the man is doing a lot of good for the people of Gujarat(and in turn Indians) and probably the folks coloring Modi=Muslim Hater come at him with some agenda that is not kosher
 


Edited by chal_phek_mat - 09 February 2011 at 10:38pm

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Posted: 10 February 2011 at 12:38am | IP Logged
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Posted: 10 February 2011 at 12:43am | IP Logged

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Posted: 10 February 2011 at 8:06am | IP Logged
Here is Famous Kashmiri Mystic Naimat Ullah Shah Wali(R.A) 's Predictions, it has english translation

http://spiritual-pakistan-future.blo...iyan-1993.html

For urdu readers, predictions published in 1972 are here

http://spiritual-pakistan-future.blo...at-naimat.html

Its has Jeane Dixon and famous Mystics predictions....
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Posted: 10 February 2011 at 8:19am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ahmadalikhan

Here is Famous Kashmiri Mystic Naimat Ullah Shah Wali(R.A) 's Predictions, it has english translation

http://spiritual-pakistan-future.blo...iyan-1993.html

For urdu readers, predictions published in 1972 are here

http://spiritual-pakistan-future.blo...at-naimat.html

Its has Jeane Dixon and famous Mystics predictions....
 
Do you believe in predictions!Smile
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Posted: 11 February 2011 at 5:40pm | IP Logged
Sent over e-mail...hope no one is offendedConfused

CATHOLIC COFFEE


Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


Slim,


Tall,


38D breast,


24" waist and


34" hips.


When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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Edited by blue-ice - 11 February 2011 at 5:43pm

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