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Posted: 06 January 2011 at 12:57pm | IP Logged
This is for all the non-brits.


They were runners-up..I thought they deserved to win though. They were AWESOME!

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Posted: 06 January 2011 at 2:29pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 06 January 2011 at 2:33pm | IP Logged

Got it from Sid bhai's FB profile LOL

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Posted: 06 January 2011 at 6:09pm | IP Logged
Amazing animation


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Posted: 06 January 2011 at 7:14pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by return_to_hades

Amazing animation


Great Reminds me
"Resistance is futile"
 
Saw this someone posted
 
[QUOTE=surmai_shaam]
Ted Williams on the road, Man with a Golden Voice
 

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Posted: 06 January 2011 at 7:48pm | IP Logged
Wonder if you have read this
 
 
 
 These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
 

ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
 WITNESS:     He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
 ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you?
 WITNESS:     My name is Susan!
 
____________________________________________
  
 ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
 WITNESS:     Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
 
____________________________________________
  
 ATTORNEY:  This
 myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?
 WITNESS:     Yes.
 ATTORNEY:  And in what ways does it affect your memory?
 WITNESS:     I forget..
 ATTORNEY:  You forget?  Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
 ___________________________________________
  
 
ATTORNEY:  Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
 WITNESS:     We both do.
 ATTORNEY:  Voodoo?
 WITNESS:     We do..
 ATTORNEY:  You do?
 WITNESS:     Yes , voodoo.
 
____________________________________________
  
 ATTORNEY:  Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
 WITNESS:  Did you actually pass the bar exam?
 ____________________________________
 
 
ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
 WITNESS:      He's 20, much like your IQ.
 
___________________________________________
  
 ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken?
 WITNESS:     Are you shitting me?
 _________________________________________
  
 ATTORNEY:  She had three children , right?
 WITNESS:     Yes.
 ATTORNEY:  How many were boys?
 WITNESS: None.
 ATTORNEY:   Were there any girls?
 WITNESS:      Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
 ____________________________________________
 
 
ATTORNEY:  How was your first marriage terminated?
 WITNESS:     By death..
 ATTORNEY:  And by whose death was it terminated?
 WITNESS:     Take a guess.
 
____________________________________________
 
 ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual?
 WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a beard
 ATTORNEY:  Was this a male or a female?
 WITNESS:     Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
 _____________________________________
 
 
ATTORNEY:  Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
 WITNESS:  No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
 
______________________________________
 
 ATTORNEY:  Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
 WITNESS:     All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
 _________________________________________
 
 
ATTORNEY:  ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
 WITNESS:     Oral...
 
_________________________________________
 
 ATTORNEY:  Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
 WITNESS:     The autopsy started around
 8:30 PM
 ATTORNEY:  And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
 WITNESS:     If not, he was by the time I finished.
 ____________________________________________
 
 
ATTORNEY:  Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
 WITNESS:     Are you qualified to ask that question?
 
______________________________________
 
 And last:
 
 ATTORNEY:  Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
 WITNESS:     No.
 ATTORNEY:  Did you check for blood pressure?
 WITNESS:     No.
 ATTORNEY:  Did you check for breathing?
 WITNESS:     No..
 ATTORNEY:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
 WITNESS:     No.
 ATTORNEY:  How can you be so sure, Doctor?
 WITNESS:     Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
 ATTORNEY:  I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
 WITNESS:     Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
  


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Posted: 06 January 2011 at 8:08pm | IP Logged
Wonder if any of you watched this before
 
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Posted: 06 January 2011 at 8:19pm | IP Logged
NEW HR POLICY

DRESS CODE
 

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress somewhere in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. 

SICK DAYS 

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 

PERSONAL DAYS 

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. 

RESTROOM USE 

Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. 

LUNCH BREAK 

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast. 

THANK YOU!

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation, and input should be directed elsewhere. 

Have a nice week! 

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