Time for some serious reflection, in case 2012 does happen to be our last year:
Q. Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?
A. Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go waste!
God said, "I cannot be everywhere, so I created mother". The Devil replied, "even I cannot be everywhere , so I created mother-in-law "!!
Santa's son was filling An Application form....
The form asked about "Mother Tongue"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likha?
Santa: Likh puttar very LONG AND UNCONTROLLED
Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
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