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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 2:27pm | IP Logged
 
What language is the word mokkai from?
 
And Apple is way better than Google!


Tamil. OBJ says all my jokes are terrible like Mokkai. LOL

Google Is God, and there is proof.

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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 2:27pm | IP Logged
Apple sucks, and Goggle is the best. It's no conincidence that I'm using Chrome, and not SafariDead

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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 2:29pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by return_to_hades

 
What language is the word mokkai from?
 
And Apple is way better than Google!


Tamil. OBJ says all my jokes are terrible like Mokkai. LOL

Google Is God, and there is proof.
 
Terrible like mokkai? So does mokkai not literally mean crappy joke?
 
Proof for God :O I gots to see this!
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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 2:29pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by debayon

Apple sucks, and Goggle is the best. It's no conincidence that I'm using Chrome, and not SafariDead
 
Aww come on, you gotta like iPod?
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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 2:30pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by xobile

Originally posted by debayon

Apple sucks, and Goggle is the best. It's no conincidence that I'm using Chrome, and not SafariDead
 
Aww come on, you gotta like iPod?
Grrr, OK, iTouch rocks.

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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 2:32pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by debayon

Originally posted by xobile

Originally posted by debayon

Apple sucks, and Goggle is the best. It's no conincidence that I'm using Chrome, and not SafariDead
 
Aww come on, you gotta like iPod?
Grrr, OK, iTouch rocks.
 
Eggjactly :D
 
And for casual internet searching/surfing, I recommend Bing. Big smile
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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 2:32pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by xobile

Originally posted by return_to_hades

 
What language is the word mokkai from?
 
And Apple is way better than Google!


Tamil. OBJ says all my jokes are terrible like Mokkai. LOL

Google Is God, and there is proof.
 
Terrible like mokkai? So does mokkai not literally mean crappy joke?
 
Proof for God :O I gots to see this!


No mokkai are crappy jokes.

But proof that Google is God

PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite groW*H.

PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).



PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.


Source: http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html


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Posted: 02 January 2011 at 2:34pm | IP Logged

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