Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,
mere dost aa rahe hain.
Banta: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya
zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
