This content was originally posted by: loving_birdWoh To Apne Dard Ro-Ro Ke Sunate Rahe
Humari Tanhayion Se Ankh Churate Rahe
Aur Hume Bewafa Ka Naam Mila, Kyunki
Hum Har Dard Muskura Kar Chipate Rahe
Wah wah.........Wah wah
This content was originally posted by: loving_birdWoh To Apne Dard Ro-Ro Ke Sunate Rahe
Humari Tanhayion Se Ankh Churate Rahe
Aur Hume Bewafa Ka Naam Mila, Kyunki
Hum Har Dard Muskura Kar Chipate Rahe
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?
Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.
Husband: Will you let him drive my car?
Wife: Well, I think so.
Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?
Wife: Maybe.
Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?
Wife: Maybe.
Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?
Wife: No, he is shorter.
comment:
p_commentcount