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Veenaism 101: "No Attendance without Enrollment"

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Posted: 29 December 2010 at 2:14pm | IP Logged
Are u bored watching BB after Bootiful Veena's eviction? 
Do you think the whole place seems soona soona without Veena? 
Then why not keep her alive here? 

If u answered atleast one of the questions above with a 'yes', then this is the place to be...

VEENAISM 101: No Attendance Without Enrollment 

Love her or hate her but, you can never get over her! That's Veena Malik! 



She's hot (air), bootiful, can cook, wash, and massage, not to forget about her singing and (gracious) dance moves on the table. People have to agree that she is a complete package.... So, guys line up; she is still single and flexible Embarrassed

If you are a massuer, she can work in your parlour.
If you are a chef, you both can open a restaurant together.
If you own a dhobighat, she is your perfect match.
If you work in broadway, she can be your reel partner too.
If you are a politician, she can write Genoone 'bhashans' for you.
If you own a garment store, she can be your most bootiful model and mannequin
If you are a reporter, she can frame nice captions for your headlines (ex: Aurat ke naam ka cartoon ho)
If you live in Antartica, she can warm up your house without any heater or fireplace.
If you are Ghajini's brother, she can remind you many marthabas.
If you have ill-mannered kids, she can teach them Tehzeeb 'n' Tameez.
If you are Beemar, she can be your nurse, cook, maid and masseuse. 
If you are a social worker, she can tell you all about 'Aurat kaise hoti hai'.
If you are a doctor, she can get patients for you by telling people how genoonely beemar they are, even when they get a simple headache.
If you are a lawyer, she can stir controversies and get clients.
If you are a loner, she can teach you how to be in a 'relationship of friendship'.
If you are insomniac, give her a topic to discuss and she'll put you to sleep in 5min.
If you own a night club, she can dance on the table with her stilettos.

Best quote from a bride(of the Millennium), to find a groom:

"Main khubsoorat hoon,hot hoon... Khana bhi acha banati hoon..Koi mujhse shadi karega? Abhi main jawan bhi hoon" 



What is Ashmit without Veena in BB house? Earth without a chaand, No one to revolve arnd him 24x7! 





Lets see how some one-liners can be twisted to suit Veena and 'Relationship of Friendship' friend Ashmit!!!


Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Do not Argue with Veena ji. She can always beat you with her bootiful looks and massaging skills Wink

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 
Knowledge is knowing Veena is bootiful, wisdom is understanding the meaning of the word 'bootiful'

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Hrishant might get all the Love, But Aaashmit gets the Bootiful Veena Ji

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never hit Ashmit with ..........Hit him with stilettos (any guesses here?)

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here. 
I am so miserable without u Veena, it's almost like I am starving without ubla huva khaana (Message from Ashmit)


What if Veena turned us all into Shaayars Shocked (Just like our Goldy Saab here)! Apni Shaayari kuch aisi hogi...

Tere Bootiful aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte...
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your Heels behind

Ashmit's Latest Rap!!!

"Without Veena, my life is soona soona, I can't cook my Ubla hua Khana, Oo Meri Veena...please jaldi aana jaldi aana."


Now few questions for all the (secret) fans:

1. If Veena got a chance to include one word in oxford dictionary what would it be?

2. If Veena time travelled to 1503 would we see 'Veena Lisa' painting now???

3. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." Is that why she is filled with Mohabbat and sharing it too?

4. If Veena worked for a newspaper which column would she write for?

Even though you are evicted, your antics and bootifulness are always in our hearts, Veena *beating chests*. We are looking forward to see you in the finals and many more reaility shows in the future.


Roll-Call for Enrolled Secret Fans:
Veritas
Pinkisluv91
Goldysom
samFan
Prodigy007
kuttabhai
Shizaru
DharmeshSir
Pulwasha
Nishita123
Pooja.s92
Monami18385
DesiCrowd
yipee
_Pentaminous_
Desivalues
black_haze
CutiePiee4
Cutestar
Crown1
orms
Shoma_
Nitz17
Axeion

Disclaimer: 
It's all in good humor. If you are still offended, it's all Veena ji's fault. 
Strictly ... No bashing allowed!!!
Follow IF-COC!!!
Zero tolerance towards any kind of arguments.
It's a battle of wits, not opinions...If u r not witty enough to post funny/harmless replies, then stay away.
PM any of us(Nitz17/axeion) if you want to enroll for Veenaism 101
Do NOT post in this thread, if you are not enrolled!

This is Veena Malik's Secret AT... So NO BASHING!!!



Edited by axeion - 30 December 2010 at 9:18am

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Posted: 29 December 2010 at 2:16pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by axeion

Are u bored watching BB after Bootiful Veena's eviction? 
Do you think the whole place seems soona soona without Veena? 
Then why not keep her alive here? 

If u answered atleast one of the questions above with a 'yes', then this is the place to be...

VEENAISM 101: No Attendance Without Enrollment 

Love her or hate her but, you can never get over her! That's Veena Malik! 



She's hot (air), bootiful, can cook, wash, and massage, not to forget about her singing and (gracious) dance moves on the table. People have to agree that she is a complete package.... So, guys line up; she is still single and flexible Embarrassed

If you are a massuer, she can work in your parlour.
If you are a chef, you both can open a restaurant together.
If you own a dhobighat, she is your perfect match.
If you work in broadway, she can be your reel partner too.
If you are a politician, she can write Genoone 'bhashans' for you.
If you own a garment store, she can be your most bootiful model and mannequin
If you are a reporter, she can frame nice captions for your headlines (ex: Aurat ke naam ka cartoon ho)
If you live in Antartica, she can warm up your house without any heater or fireplace.
If you are Ghajini's brother, she can remind you many marthabas.
If you have ill-mannered kids, she can teach them Tehzeeb 'n' Tameez.
If you are Beemar, she can be your nurse, cook, maid and masseuse. 
If you are a social worker, she can tell you all about 'Aurat kaise hoti hai'.
If you are a doctor, she can get patients for you by telling people how genoonely beemar they are, even when they get a simple headache.
If you are a lawyer, she can stir controversies and get clients.
If you are a loner, she can teach you how to be in a 'relationship of friendship'.
If you are insomniac, give her a topic to discuss and she'll put you to sleep in 5min.
If you own a night club, she can dance on the table with her stilettos.

Best quote from a bride(of the Millennium), to find a groom:

"Main khubsoorat hoon,hot hoon... Khana bhi acha banati hoon..Koi mujhse shadi karega? Abhi main jawan bhi hoon" 



What is Ashmit without Veena in BB house? Earth without a chaand, No one to revolve arnd him 24x7! 





Lets see how some one-liners can be twisted to suit Veena and 'Relationship of Friendship' friend Ashmit!!!


Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Do not Argue with Veena ji. She can always beat you with her bootiful looks and massaging skills Wink

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 
Knowledge is knowing Veena is bootiful, wisdom is understanding the meaning of the word 'bootiful'

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Hrishant might get all the Love, But Aaashmit gets the Bootiful Veena Ji

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never hit Ashmit with ..........Hit him with stilettos (any guess here?)

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here. 
I am so miserable without u Veena, it's almost like I am starving without ubla huva khaana (Message from Ashmit)


What if Veena turned us all into Shaayars Shocked (Just like our Goldy Saab here)! Apni Shaayari kuch aisi hogi...

Tere Bootiful aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte...
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your Heels behind

Ashmit's Latest Rap!!!

"Without Veena, my life is soona soona, I can't cook my Ubla hua Khana, Oo Meri Veena...please jaldi aana jaldi aana."


Now few questions for all the (secret) fans:

1. If Veena got a chance to include one word in oxford dictionary what would it be?

2. If Veena time travelled to 1503 would we see 'Veena Lisa' painting now???

3. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." Is that why she is filled with Mohabbat and sharing it too?

4. If Veena worked for a newspaper which column would she write for?

Even though you are evicted, your antics and bootifulness are always in our hearts, Veena *beating chests*. We are looking forward to see you in the finals and many more reaility shows in the future.


Roll-Call for Enrolled Secret Fans:
Veritas
Pinkisluv91
Goldysom
Nitz17
Axeion

Disclaimer: 
It's all in good humor. If you are still offended, it's all Veena ji's fault. 
Strictly ... No bashing allowed!!!
Follow IF-COC!!!
Zero tolerance towards any kind of arguments.
It's a battle of wits, not opinions...If u r not witty enough to post funny/harmless replies, then stay away.
PM any of us(Nitz17/axeion) if you want to enroll for Veenaism 101
Do NOT post in this thread, if you are not enrolled!

This is Veena Malik's Secret AT... So NO BASHING!!!



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Posted: 29 December 2010 at 2:19pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by arkamu


Dear Moderators! PLease have a look
Dearest Buddy...It's just like any other AT... No one is bashing anyone here. Use ur creative genius and post...!!! 

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Posted: 29 December 2010 at 2:22pm | IP Logged
Veena is the life of BB........... Without Veena BB is dead...........!!! Love you Veena....... ( Secret Veena fan in disguise) lol

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Posted: 29 December 2010 at 2:25pm | IP Logged
lol ! This is a new innovative one!

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Posted: 29 December 2010 at 2:29pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by prodigy007

lol ! This is a new innovative one!
Thanks Kabeer... We need ur creative inputs to keep it alive Big smile

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Posted: 29 December 2010 at 2:29pm | IP Logged
Very Nice Thread!  Good work Ekta Ji... Love it... Let us discuss more about Veenaism..LOL

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Posted: 29 December 2010 at 2:33pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by axeion

Originally posted by prodigy007

lol ! This is a new innovative one!
Thanks Kabeer... We need ur creative inputs to keep it alive Big smile

I'll surely give it a try Ekta, just hope it doesn't bore you! :)

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