Originally posted by: desi_lover_guy
Set-12
What in life, is beautiful to you? Where do you find inspiration? Life itself
What are the three "nevers" of your life? Never regret, never lose hope and never spy
Can you describe your life with a six word sentence? i was born to discover life.
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? if you know how it feels in 0 degree then you will know. I have experienced -32 celsius.
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear? - the mystery of molecules
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? both are same , one is done by hands and another by voice
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? usually they do
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? because carrot is actually root and tomato is actually fruit but both are known as vegetables
Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must go forth before you go back? english idiosyncaracies
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Aren't gifts by definition free? NO, gifts you earned by love and dedication
Why is a square meal served on round plates? The phrase square meal cam from Shakeespearan time when people actually used to eat in square plates
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? because we start to learn our numbers from 1 and not 0
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? - it always includes an idiot box
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? - Atheist do not have to swear
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want? There is a difference btn house and home
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? - because of the stupid lungs, till birth we are very comfortable in mothers womb when lungs do not work
If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through the floor? they do not have perpendicular movement
Why isn't evaporated milk a gas? but it may create gas in your stomach
What's the colour of your toothbrush? white
Do frogs have ears?- they should
What's the model of your mobile phone? - nokia something
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