Sid wakes up holding his and head and tries to remember all that had happened the previous night. He looks around to find Adi passed out near the fire place and Dheeraj lying on the dining table. Dheeraj moves a little, showing signs of life.)
Sid: wht happened?
Dheeraj: we drank to every agony in our lives..
Sid: We are officially a bunch of very sad people! How lifeless of us to drink to the miseries of life!
Adi: Sid was mumbling abt his conscience coming to life.
Sid: huh? really... I was pretty drunk so.. I guess I made up really bad fairytales..
Adi: I dunno man.. I sort of believed tht ur conscience did come to life..
Dheeraj: if Im not wrong.. u also believed tht superman did exist!
Adi: hey I ws 14! And the cartoon looked so real!
Sid: YOU WERE FOuRTEEN?!!
(Sid laughs his head off.)
Adi: atleast I havnt fallen in love with female hulk.
(Dheeraj jumps on his bt Sid comes in time and pulls him back.)
Sid: Calm down.
Adi: Whoa! Now tht is wht happens when u fall in love with girls like her..
(Sid fr the first time looked at Dheeraj seriously who was having a hard time controlling his fist.)
Sid: Do u really love her?
Dheeraj: Yes. You think I came here to fool around.
Sid: Why did u come here? I dnt get the logic! You fall in love with a deadly girl in Mumbai and u run to Delhi? For what?
Adi: Thank you Sid! Thank you! I seriously dnt understand him!
Dheeraj (looking down) : She dsnt wnt to be with me so I jst wnted to get away frm there.
(Adi giggles and Dheeraj runs after him.)
Adi (shouting): Sid Save me frm this love bitten monster!
Sid: Ahh man.. Im too tired fr tht... I think I will pass.
Adi: tujhe ho kya gaya hai? laal saandh?
Dheeraj: abhi bata tha hoon!
(Sid laughs when Dheeraj finally gets to Adi and Sid gets a call.)
Akash: I ignored her for a whole day.
Sid: good to hear abt the improvement.
Akash: AND SHE DIDNT GIVE A DAMN.
Sid: calm dwn Baby Hitler... it will take time bt it will work.
Akash: yh sure it will.
Sid: trust me.
Akash: I jst hope u dnt ruin my marriage.
Sid: whts there to ruin?
(Akash jst hangs up.)
Sid: yeh Baby hitler bura bohot jaldi maan jata hai.
Con: ur very insensitive!
Sid: And u are over sensitive when it comes to Baby Hitler... which is why I think u are attracted to the same gender.
Con: Do u always speak such crap?
Sid: I could argue bt thn I gotta run to the hospital..
(Sid was on his way to leave when the door bell rings. He opens the door and Aryan runs behind him. Sid looks back to find a frightened Aryan.)
Sid: hey! Midget!
(Sid shuffles Aryan's hair)
Aryan: Im nt a midget and dnt touch my hair!
Sid: why are u here? Does ur mom know ur here?
Aryan: My mom is at work!
Sid: and u are here because?
Aryan: Dolly is outside! And u said I could come to u when she bothers me.
Sid: Is Dolly ki toh...
(Sid stops in mid way looking Aryan's shocked expression. Sid gets out of the house)
Sid: Balwantji! Please step out of ur premises and take ur dog back to ur premises.
Balwant: Arrey Siddhant! tum bekaar mein tension ley rahey ho... Hamari bechari Dolly kisey sata rahi hai?
Sid: Iss bachey ko apki belagaam kutti sata rahi hai.
(Aryan peeps from behind Sid, and Balwant jst looks at Aryan.)
Balwant: beta aap issey darr gaye?
Sid: Dolly ko andar ley key jaayi ye..
(And at this point Sid gets a call from Akash who was nervous abt meeting Ankita. Sid looks to Aryan.)
Sid: midget... I have to go somewhere bt I will be back in some time...
Aryan: no u wont! No one does! I was thinking of calling u superman bt u are nothing close to it!
(Aryan runs and Sid jst rubs in forehead in frustration. He then goes to the hospital.)
Sid: how much did u mess up?
Con: Im sure he didnt mess up more thn u messed up ur life.
Akash: Vikas!! thnk god ur here!
Sid: ohk... listen all u have to do is give more than necessary attention to one of the nurses!
Akash: to make her jealous?
Sid: yh... and thn finally she will admit her love to u.. I think..
Akash: bt how is she going to do tht?
Sid: its ur job to make sure tht happens.
Akash: my job??
Sid: yh! I provide opportunities bt I cnt make the final decision. Its ur job to do tht!
Akash: Why cant u help me on this??
Sid: because then she wud fall in love with me! Nt u! U have to do this! You have to make it special fr her..
Akash: yh... ur ryt.
Akash: okay hold on shez coming! meet her!
Sid: some other time!
(Sid leaves and on the way he finds Riddhima being taunted again by Kavita. He steps into the argument and saves Riddhima again.)
Sid: And I thought our day out was fixed?
Kavita: it still is.
Sid: then why do I not see you ready?
Sid: how do you manage to get urself in so much trouble in such less time??
Riddhima: Very funny.
Sid: And do I always have to be ur night in shinning armour?
Riddhima: please dnt flatter urself.
Sid: Flatter myself? that is wht I gt for pretending to know Kavita so tht u could have a day off?
Riddhima: PRETEND??! I thought u were high school friends!
Sid: now I cant remember everyone from high school can I?
Riddhima: U are mean.
Sid: Yes. I might be mean bt I am helpful arent I? so tht makes me a good guy, dsnt it?
Riddhima: I cnt decide.
(Riddhima leaves a blank face Sid.)
Con: Did u jst try to flirt with a MOTHER?
Sid: Single mom con! Get ur facts right!
Con: How do u noe tht?
Sid: the pretty receptionist tld me.
Con: Do you have any, I repeat "ANY" respect for other people's privacy?
Sid: I didnt ask for it... The receptionist jst tld me over the conversation we were having.
Con: so ur saying tht u didnt wnt to know?
Sid: ofcourse I did bt nt in the way u think..
(Sid goes out with Kavita and Kavita enjoys the meal and Sid keeps the pretension alive. Sid reaches home finds Aryan and Dolly on the foot path again. He smiles and gets out of the car. He looks to Dolly intensely.)
Sid: Dog.. meet bigger dog.
(And Sid opens the door of his car and lets out a big bulldog. Dolly steps away in fear. Sid smiles and Aryan runs and hugs him. Sid was taken back by the gesture.)
Sid: Midget u okay?
Aryan: ur the best!! The best!!
Sid: comeon now u need to go home.. its getting dark.
(Aryan lets go of his grip and runs home. Sid gets inside his apartment, very tired.)
Sid: this ws the worst day of my life except the end bit..
Con: wht wht? didnt u have fun with ur HIGH SCHOOL buddy?
Sid: I wish... no I pray tht no man goes through something like tht.
Con: bt it ws the first selfless thing u have done in ur life.
Sid: I didnt like it... the word selfless is jst... not for me.
Con: yh I know tht ws probably the first and last happy moment for me.
Sid: hey... its okay we will meet Akaash tomorrow.. tht will probably cheer u up!
Con: I dnt find it funny!
(Sid gets a call.)
Akaash: u are great!
Sid: I know bt how come ur realised so late?
Akaash: Ankita and I are together as a couple.
Sid: Finally! tht is good news man!
Akash: Vikas yaar agar tu nahin hota toh...?
Sid: No worries.
Akash: Well everything is fine now!! She even said tht she will leave football for me!
Sid: She said WHAT?
Akash: yh I tld her to choose between me and football and she chose me.
Sid: why wud u do tht?? Akash are u sane??
Akash: Im very very very happy!
Sid: yh I get tht bt whts with the whole issue of asking her to let go of football.
Akash: Arrey ankita is here... yeh lo baat karo..
Sid: Nahin mujhe baat...
Ankita: Sid! is tht u?
Ankita: Oh my god! Its u isnt it?
Sid: yh... well the thing is..
Ankita: STAY AWAY FROM MY LIFE!! which part of this statement do u not understand?
Sid: Ankita I was jst trying to..
Ankita: Get the hell out of my life Sid..
Sid: Ankita... I jst...
(She hangs up.)
Sid: Oh shit! Tht jst ruined the night completely!
*And if I forgot to PM anyone thn Im really sorry bt its probably cuz I'm late!! Hope u guys liked it!