Morning after Suhaag Raat
(Archana has taken her birth, but Manav is still sleeping.)
Archana- Manav utho na
Manav- uthne ka kya dogi
Archana-chup chap utho ..fresh ho jao ghumne jana hai
Manav- nahi mujhe neend aa rahi hai..kuch aisa karo ki neend toot jaye
Archana- thanda paani dal doon
Manav-are kareeb to aao
Archana-chhi gande
(Manav archana ke gile baalon ko pakad ke apni ore khinch leta hai and tries to kiss her)
Archana-nahi baba..subah subah yeh sab ..chhod do na
Manav- dekho good morning kiss ache se na ki jaye to pura din bekaar jata hai..samjhi
Archana-mujhe bachhi samajh rakha hai kya?
Manav- nahi kal raat jo jo hua usko dekhne ke baad main tumhe bachhi kaise samajh sakta hun
Archana-chhi..
Manav-waise tumhe achha nahi laga kya
Archana-dekho mera dimaag kharab mat karo
(manav forcefully drags archana and kisses her on her lips)
Archana- ab bas bhi karo na..aap ka dil nahi bhara kya
Manav- na ..bilkul nahi..jee chahta hai tumhe aise hi baahon mein bhar ke tumhare honthon se honth mila ke baki ki zindegi aise bita doon
Archana-ab jane do na
Manav- jane keliye aayi thi kya mere paas
Archana-bahut natak ho gaya..ab chalo brush karo..bathroom jao..fir mujh se baat karo
Manav-ek condition pe
Archana- kya
Manav-aaj hum kahin nahi jayenge..pure din isi kamre mein rahenge..suhaag din manayenge
Archana-bilkul nahi..
Manav- to main tumhe aise hi pakad ke rakhunga..bed ke upar se na main khud uthunga na tumhe jane dungaa
Archana-aap ko nasta nahi karna..paani nahi peena
Manav-tumhare yeh gulaabi honth aur nashili aankhon ko jee bhar ke pee lene ke baad kis kambakht ko bhala bhuk ya pyaas lagti hai
Archana-to aap aise chhodoge nahi..
Manav- matlab tum meri shart ko manti ho..ki aaj kahin nahi jana bas din bhar kamre mein rehna
Archana- achha baba..ab chhodo to..
Manav- waise maine tumhe 5 minute pehle apne baahon mein se azad kar diya.tum hi mere seene mein lipti padi ho mere honthon ke sath apne honthon ko mila ke
(archana sharma jati hai and gets up)
Manav- ha ha ha
Archana- ab haso mat gande
Manav-fir se lip lock kar lo meri hasi band ho jayegi
Archana-bahut smart ho gaye ho lagta hai..jao bathroom jao
Manav-tum bhi chalo
Archana-chhi
Manav-tumne kaha tha pure din mere sath rahogi
Archana- abhi sath hi hun na baba
Manav- waise archana kal raat ko..yaar tum to kamal nikli yaar..wow..itni kashish tum mein hogi mujhe pata nahi tha
Archana-abhi aur kashish dekhoge..chalo pehle bathroom..
Manav- wow sath nahayenge kya
Archana-haan bilkul
(Archana manav dono bathroom tak jate hain. Manav ko andar dhakel ke archana closes the door from outside.)
Manav- archana yeh cheating hai yaar
Archana- aadhe ghante ke andar fresh ho ke aa jao
Manav-par tooth paste mil nahi raha
Archana- wash basin ke left side mein rakha hai
Manav-soap nahi hai
Archana- wall mein dekho..right side
Manav- garam paani nahi hai
Archana- left wala tap kholo
Manav-meri archana nahi hai idhar
Archana-jyada natak baazi nahi..main tumhara wait kar rahi hun ..dekho time waste mat karo apna..bathroom se chillaoge to suhaag din kya khaak manaoge
Manav- wow tum bhi interested ho suhaag din keliye
Archana-haan of course
Manav- yahoooooooooo…dil tham ke baithe raho main aata hun jaldi
(Manav comes out after sometime. He is in a towel)
Manav- chalo shuru ho jate hain
Archana- nasta nahi karoge
Manav- dekho bekaar ke kaamo mein time waste karna samjhdaari nahi hai
Archana-mujhe bahut bhuk lagi hai aur maine breakfast order kar liya hai
Manav-jab tak breakfast nahi aata kyun na kisses se kaam chalaya jaye
Archana-ohhh..main preshan (pareshan) ho gayi..
(manav tries to hug archana)
Archana-dekho aapka towel utar jayega
Manav-wohi to main chahta hun
Archana-bas ab bahut ho gaya..chhodo na..yeh naasta leke abhi tak aaya kyun nahi
Manav- ab nakhre kam karo darling
Archana- aaj pura dina mujhe aise hi tang karoge?
Manav-haan isi ko suhaag din kehte hain
Archana- dekho ab bahut ho gaya..chalo ghumen chalte hain
Manav-par aaj to room mein hi din biatana tha na..
Archana- wo main jhooth bol rahi thi
Manav-ab tumhari khair nahi…
(archana runs away and manav chases her and things go on like this….)
The End
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