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Posted: 27 December 2010 at 5:22am | IP Logged
Khanak

"Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" kya haan? warna kya?

"Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" food poisoning! kaha tha na woh roadside bhaji mat khao. kitna unhygienic hota hai!

"App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" kya? pehley batao kaunse dost kay agey bola? sam hai tu theek hai par rahul............

" Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" liken humein dekh kar suraj kay bai aada ko jo yaad aayega ga woh................. ( in a serious tone)

"Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" mera dost champak jaisa hai ya mein?

"Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" tumhe tu meray elawa sab hi achey lagtey hein, akshay bhayyia, duck aur ab rahul bhi ( in his trademark jealous tone)

"App bhi nah Shantanu" tum bhi na khanak!

" Main naha kar aati hoon!" ab, itni bhi kya jaldi hai khanak?

"Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" mera ghar, meri marzi!

" Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " tum yeh meray tanpuray kay peechey kyun haath dho kar parh gai ho yaar?




Shantanu


"Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs" hand.......cup? kya? meri saaza hai kay aapkey liye chai banaon?

" Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" kyuni kisi mahapursh nay kaha tha kay har insaan bha nahi hota khanak!

"Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" *blank* (not khanak, me)

" khanak mera Sar daba doh please! aapka sar daba dab kar meray haaton ko dabanay ki zaroorat parney lagi hai. bohot dard hai? acha laaiye daba doon.

"Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" aur mein aapki patni! shantanu, pleej koi nayi baat kijiye!

" Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar! Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" dhat!

"Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" haan mujhey bhi natasha ji milli thi aur mein ne unko thank u ki jagah baki sab kuch bola!

" Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" rehney dijiye! duck bha kay cafe mein khaana khilanay tu kabhi le kar nahi gaye, honeymoon par lekar jayen gey? burthal!

"Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" bharta banay ki tayari kar rahi hoon! rahul, sam aur duck ka. aapke saat kitna bura kiya na unho nay.

Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" thankoo! sorry! thank you master ji! hey bhagwan! sorry!

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Posted: 27 December 2010 at 6:26am | IP Logged
Beeni ...Enjoyed answering it Hug...Kahan Kahan se dhhond ke lati ho aise situations ..Smile
 
Khanak

"Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein"  ...(points finger)
Warna tum kuch nahin karogi Khanak (puts in down gently)...Waise Khanak, tum aaj mere liye kheer banaogi? (diverts her attention)

"Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain"
Tumna woh dal pakoda kaam khaya karo Khanak.Kal raat kitne khaye the ?
 
"App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me"
woh! Khanak ..woh!..main..Unse puchke batata hoon...

" Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!"

Jaise tum chaho Khanak..mein bhi tumhare Bha aur Bhabi ko miss kar raha hoon ..Actually sirf Bhabi ko*laughs*..Seriously ,kabhi bhi tapak padti thi room mein..

"Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai"
Kisko dekh ke Duck ya Sam .*laughs*. Waise Khanak ..Mujhe tumhe dekh ke Chapmak ki yaad aati hai ..Dhulwadi mein ..main woh gir gaya tha aur tum kitna hassi thi..bad Khanak.. koi aise hasta hai kya..

" Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?"

Usne ek baar mein tumhe itna impress kar diya ..infact tumhe mujhe chhod kar baki sab achhay lagte hai..aur mein ..woh kya tha..burthal,and whats that ..swarthi ..right?

"App bhi nah Shantanu"

Mein bhi kya Khanak ..bahut woh hoon ..

" Main naha kar aati hoon!"
Mein kuch madaat karoon

"Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai"
Nahin karunga ..Tum khud karo..

" Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? "
 Tanpura nahin Khanak ..Guitar? ..Kaise dhogi jaise mera laptop dho dala tha *laughs*..

 Shantanu

 "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs "
hend..khaf..woh kya hota hai ?

" Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?"
App hi to bole ho..har kisiko bha bana leti ho Khanak..sab bha nahi hote .. *gives a naughty smile* kuch jalne ki boo aa rahi hai..aapko aa rahi hai ... :)

"Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho"
Shantanu kaun kya chupa rah hai..kya bol rahe ho aap..

" khanak mera Sar daba doh please "
Bahut dard kar raha hai ? *shaan nods* Mein maar maar ke bhaga doongi ..*sees shatanu's expression*  apko nahin burthal ,sar dard ko .

"Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur"
aur mein apki patni ..isme nayi kaunsi nayi baat hai..

" Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?"
Dhat..Aap bhi na shantanu ..

"Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" Thaank u ..kyun ? ..wiase aapko mujhe bolna chaiye..*gives the naughty expression*...*Shaan gives a questioning look*..thaank u..

" Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?"
Ada Mummyjii kya kahenge *blushes*
 
"Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" 
Khana bana rahi hoon..Hari bha kaam se bahar gaye hain..kyun kuch chaiye ?
 
 Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!"
Rehne do ..ap sirf aise hi bolte rehthe ho ...mujhe nahin sikhni angrezi aise jhute sikshak se..


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Khanak

  1. "Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" - warna kya Khanak ..warna kya?
  2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" - Ulti ?...Khanak tum kitni najuk ho kuch jadibooti lelo .
  3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne ka kuha tha, sexcuse me" - Wah.......yeh to keval mujhe hi bolna tha..jese bolna hota hai use to bolti naahi ho.
  4. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" - Really ?....tum mere dosto ko champak se compare kar rahi ho?
  5. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" - Lakin Mujhe hetal aur mangal se bahut alargy hai.khas ka hetal se usko to me.....
  6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" - shaan chidhkar 'hogaya tumhara' ab me jao.
  7. "App bhi nah Shantanu"- Abhi toh maine kuch kiya bhi nahin Khanak.
  8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!"- lekin khanak nahane ke pani me jadi booti to milali hai na ise tumhari health thik rahegi.
  9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" - is hi waqt to kar raho ho khanak aur me tumhara pati ho mujhe iske nliya kisi ki permission lene ki jarurat nahi hai.
  10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na?" - Haan haan dho do vaise bhi tum mere laptop to dho hi chuku ho.

 

 Shantanu

 

  1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " - Haan.. main bhi kahan from dhuwari hoo kisi se darti nahi hoo.
  2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" - mujhe jalne ki boo aa rahi hai lakin kishi mahapurus ne kaha tha ki har aadmi bha nahi hota.
  3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" - main  to kuch bhi nai chipa rahi hoo aap aise hi saq karte hai.
  4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please - apni pyari dost sem se dabva lo.
  5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" - janti ho ye baat aap roj yaad dilate hai.
  6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?"-janti ho aap kya soch rahe hai.santanu aap bade badmash ho gaya ho.
  7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" - mai bhi use thanku bolugi agar wo nahi bhagta to ham kaise milte.
  8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?"- Shantanu pahle rahul se nibatlo phir chelege.
  9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" - Shantanu aap dekh nahi rahe? aapke liye gajar ka halwa bana rahi hoo.
  10.  Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!"- Sacchi....to phir pool side par chele.
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Originally posted by tofeeees

@bona: LOL you don't need a thinking cap for this game yaar! you just need to be obsessed with shanak which you ARE! toh chalo ub khailo!
 
@Souma: yay kya topic maker bole rahee hon!Shocked  forgot me itnii jaldi kya? i'm beeni *waves hand frantically in front of Souma*  you HAVE to participate in this okay!
 
@Priya: Hope to see you participate as well :)
 
@ Swati: Very Good! LOL loved your answers too!Big smileLOL
 
 
Haan I am so upset with the FF and OS writers of the forum ..for no new updates ...that I have decided not to address themCryLOL
 
How can I forget you sweets...LOL...mein toh bas joke kar rahe thi....topic maker bolkeLOL...you missed the laughing smiley after I said topic maker

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Khanak

  1. Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein" kya kahuu yarr ??
  2. "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" really ?? okh fine ready ho jao ,,doctor ke paas chalengeee !!!!!!!!main risk nahi le saktaa !! aagar tumhe kuch ho jayy !!
  3. "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" Unse kyu kaha ?? mujhse kehe deti naaa !!!mein bilkul nahi haasta !! tum jaha karney ko bolti, waha hi kardetaaa !! kyuki aaisa moka baar baar nahi miltaaa haiii !! *and gives a naughty smile*
  4. " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" umm thik haii !! chaloo !! tumhari khushi keliye kuch bhiiiii !!
  5. "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" BHAAA !! ???? ekto wo animal haii aur uparse ussne tumare pati ko gira diya tha or wo bhi sarak peee and phir bhi tum usse bha bula rahi hoo ?? khar tumhara koi insaan dost nahi tha ??
  6. " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" mujhse bhi zaydaaa hai kyaaa?? *in a jealous tone*
  7. "App bhi nah Shantanu" kya yaar khanak ?? main tumhara pati hoo !! itna kyu sharmati ho mujhsee ??
  8. " Main naha kar aati hoon!" sry mujhe pehele jana haii !! but as tumhe bhi aabhi jana hai to hum eksaath chalsaakte haii !! thik haii naa !!?? aur mujhe bhi to pata chale ki meri patni nahate huye kitni khubsurat lagti haiii !!*and pulls her to him to look at her facewhich was blushing*
  9. "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" umm haaa kyuki aagar mujhe baad me neend aajaye too ???
  10. " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " noo nooo!! Plzzzz !! noo need !! koi zarurat nahi haiii !

 

Shantanu

 

  1. "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs "uff shantanu aap bhi naaaa !! meri English Klass phir se shuro kije !! aur tabtak mujhe mere galti ki saza nahi misaktiiii !!
  2. " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" har insaan bha nahi hota haii Shantanu...waise aap hine to ye kaha that !!
  3. "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" aapko kyu batau ?? aur waise bhi KUCH NAHI HAIIII !!!
  4. " khanak mera Sar daba doh please" haaa abhi daba deti hoo!! bohut daard ho raha hai kyaaa ??
  5. "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur"janti hoo,,,aur main aapki patnii !!lekin shayad aap ek baat nahi jaante ki 'Aap Meri ZINDAGI HAI aur Meru JAAN Bhi'
  6. " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" aabhi utarna nahi haii *says blushingly* sirf pehennaaa haii !! and pushes him and makes him go a little away frm her !!
  7. "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" kyu ??? Murli bha ne kya kiyaa Shantanuu ???
  8. " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" Blushes and lowers her eyes and says "main... ...kya kahoo ?? jo bhi aapki marzii !! aap jaisa chahenge waisa hi hogaaa" *and blushes more and runs away*
  9. "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?" umm khana bana rahi hoo !! aap jake tanpura bajaye !! do ghante baad kamreme baat karee ??
  10.  Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" Saachmee ??? main bohut khush hooo !! aap bohut aache haiii !! lekin aap mere saathe koi shaitani nahi karengeee aur mujhe pareshan nahi karenge ,,thik haiiiiiii !! ???aur Shantanu CA-M-PHLI-KA-ED matlab kya hai  ?? 

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So far I have not read all but whatever I have read, its good...
 
Good Job guys!ClapClapClap
 
I really like this topic...
 
so here's my take (attempt that is).LOL
 
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Khanak
    Shantanu apne dost ko khay dijye warna mein"  haan kehdunga, tum mere doston ke baare main kyu soch rahi ho, mere bare main itna socho toh mein (comes near her).
    "Shantanu mujhay subah say 5 baar ulti ho chukee hain" woh toh honi hai na, itni saari bazar ki cheezein khaogi toh aisa hoga na. 
    "App kay dost mujhe par kyon haas rahe hai.....mein nay to woh hi bola jo apne kaha tha, sexcuse me" *he is drinking water and chokes on it, causing it to spill on the floor* WHAT?! Sexcuse me, i mean excuse me! *wipping the mouth with back of his hand*
    " Shaantanu kuch dinoh kay liyay Dhulwadi chalain? Bai aur Ada kee yaad arahee hain!" *sarcastic reply* haan haan chaltein hain khanak, mera heart failure karwane ka bohat shock hai tumhe toh zaroor chaltein hain.
    "Mujhe app ko apne dost kay saath dekh kar Champak bhaa ki yaad ah rahi hai" Kya? Khanak kahan tumhare Champak bhaa aur kahan mere dost. Koi comparison hi nahi hai. *tsk* baat karti ho. 
    " Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain na?" tumhe kaise pata? pichle 7 mahino se main tumhare saat hoon aur tumne mujhse yeh nahi kaha aur Rahul ke saath ek meeting ke baad tum dawa ke saath keh sakti ho ke "Rahul kitnay achay insaan hain." Jao main nahi bolta tumse!
    "App bhi nah Shantanu" Handsome hoon, sexy hoon, Mahapurush hoon...pata hai, aur kuch? 
    " Main naha kar aati hoon!" Acha suno tum kuch bhool rahi ho. Khanak: kya? Shaan: *gets up and goes in front of her with tongue in cheek and speaks in husky voice* Mujhe. Khanak: *blushing with wide eyes* Shantanuuuu... 
    "Shantanu app ko is hi waqt yeah karna hai" Aur nahi toh kya, abhi nahi karunga toh kab karunga? subha ho jayegi tab?
    " Main appko Tanpura toh pani say dho sakti hoon na? " haan zaroor, zaroor. Saath main tum meri sari cheezein bhi dho dena jis tarah tumne woh laptop dhoya tha. *sarcastic* Koi zaroorat nahi hai! 

Shantanu

    "Khanak tumhari galti ki saaza hai kay..handcuffs " Kyu? Handcuphs kyu? Main dekhti hoon app kaise mujhe haat lagate hein. *she has no idea what he is implying to* 
    " Tum Rahul ko 'Bha' kyun nahi bolti? Haan!?" Main kyu bha bulaon? app hi ne toh kaha tha har koi mera bha nahi hota, ab mahapurush ki baat thodi na tal sakti hoon mein.
    "Tum apne odhani say kiya chupa rahi ho" mein, mein...woh...kya..woh mein...haan! main apka surprise chupa rahi hoon aur kuch nahi.
    " khanak mera Sar daba doh please" Sar dard ho raha? Shaan: Haan, doba doh please. Khanak: mere haath se aram ata hai kya? Shaan: haan, tumhare haathon main jadoo hai. Khanak: Acha toh phir theke hai, main sone ja rahi hoon app kisi jadoo gar ko bola ke apna sar ki maalish karwa lein, yehi saza hai apki mujhe tang karne ke. Good neend! 
    "Khanak main tumhara pati hoon aur" appke paas license hai. Pata hai mujhe. Kuch nai baat keejiye. 
    " Khanak main sari ko pahnanay may madad nahi karsakta yaar!Utarnay main kardoo to chalega?" Shantanuuu...mujhe utarni nahi pehni hai. app kuch bhi bole ja rahe hain *innocently remarks back but soon realizes the implications and blushes* 
    "Khanak mujhe Mulji mil jaye to mein us ko Thank you bolunga" *laughs at him* App aur thankoo bolenge? Mahapurush thankoo aur shorry nahi bolte.
    " Khanak...suno...Honeymoon par chalay?" Honey...kya? Shaan: Honeymoon. Khanak: *cuts him* Shantanu app jayiye mujhe bohat kaam hai (she knows everything but she is pretending she doesn't so she can get out of it) 
    "Khanak tum is waqt kitchen mein kiyaar rahi ho?"  *sarcastic* Kapde dho rahi hoon aur kya? Dikhta nahi hai apko, kitchen main khana banta hai toh wohi kar rahi hoon, app jaiye yahan se
     Aaj say tumhari English classes phir say shuru!" Sach! Mein abhi apni kapy aur pencil lati hoon! *runs to get her things super excitedly!*


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