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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 1:49am | IP Logged

Rajnikanth's Jokes!!!

1) Once while playing Rajnikanth said 'STATUE' to a person......

    Now that person is known as......"STATUE OF LIBERTY".

 

2)Rajnikanth woke up one day & decided that he should share atleast 0.1% of his Knowledge to World.

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 Thus GOOGLE was Born.

 

3)One day Rajnikanth's Girlfriend died & Rajnikanth cried a lot after her demise.

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Thus Still 70% of Earth is covered with WATER till today.

 

 

4)Once Rajnikanth woke up at early morning & yawned.

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Thus OZONE LAYER was created on Earth.

 

5)Rajnikanth had the habit of climbing  New Heights after his Every Release.

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Thus HIMALAYAS were Born.

 

6) Once some small children were playing cricket in front of Rajnikanth's house.One boy hit the ball so hard & far that it broke Rajnikanth's window glass.

Rajni came out of the house & blessed that boy by advising him that from here onwards he'll play slow cricket.

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Today that Boy is popularly known as RAHUL DRAVID.

 

7) Rajnikanth @ Sher-o-shayari

"Jin toofano main logon ke aashiyaane udd jaate hain,

 Jin toofano main logon ke aashiyaane udd jaate hain,

 Unn toofano main hum apni chaddi-baniyan sukhate hain".



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