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Posted: 21 December 2010 at 1:34am | IP Logged

Teacher 2 PATHAN: Jis ko sunai na de use English main kya kahenge?

PATHAN: Jo marzi keh do Us ko konsa sunai dega.LOL

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:Teacher: Es ki english banao "kam nahi hota,jab hota hay to hota hi chala jata hay Sardar: Work is not done,when done,then dun dana dun dunROFL

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main bohat pareshan hon neind nahin ati

sakon nahin

kisi kam main main dil bhe nahin lagta

doctor ney mujhey kaha hai key meri  zindagi main,

 

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,vitamin "she" ki kami hai,,,,,,Wink

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sardar,,agar main darakht par char jaon to

kya engineering college ki larkiyan nazar ayein gi,

pathan,,,,han aur agar hath chor dey ga to

medical college ki bhe,ROFLROFL

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ek shadi main dulhan ka pehla mangetor bhe saj dhaj key aya,,

kisi ney pocha key kya ap dulha hain,,?

os ney kaha je nahin main sami final main haar geya tha,

ab final dekhney aya hon,LOLROFL

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A VERY SAD LUV STORY!

1 larke ko apni classfelow se luv hogya.

Usne usy propose kia.

Lekn larki ne inkaar krdia.

0r teacher ko shikayat krdi.

Teacher ne usy boht daanta.

0r 1 week k lye class se nikaal dia.

Jb larka 1 week bad wapis class me gya to,

Larki ko bi us se luv hogya.

Larki ne uski kitaab k ander likha,

"i m sory & i luv u 2".

Larke ne koi response na dia.

Isi trah 4 saal guzar gye.

Moral:

LARKAY KABHI KITAAB NAHI KH0LTELOL

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teacher 2 boy ek taraf peisa hai ek taraf dimag,,

kya lo gey,?

boy,peisa,

teacher,ghalat agar main hoti to dimag leti

boy,,jis key pass jo nahin hai wo he le ga na,WinkLOL

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ek black african larki ko jadugar ney jadu sey par laga diye,

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larki wao,ab kiya main pari ban gai hoon,?

jadugar,,nahin pagli,,

tu chamgadar (bright) ban gai hai,ROFL

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baba ranchor daas kehtey hain,

bacha eid par jota na kharido bas apney nam key sath

zardari lagao jootey jhak mar key pichey ayein gey,ROFLROFLROFL.ROFL



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