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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:40am | IP Logged
Raju was invited to his friend's home for dinner.

Boju, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

Raju looked at Boju and remarked, "That is really nice. After all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."

Boju hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

Edited by cosworthkid007 - 20 December 2010 at 10:41am

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Students secures lower grades in the externals, after looking at the mark sheet he asks professor.

Student : "Can you answer any question ? " .

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 3:13pm | IP Logged
I love the thread. But I'm not funny boooo Thumbs Down
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 3:24pm | IP Logged
[QUOTE=Simi_PagalLadki]I love the thread. But I'm not funny boooo Thumbs Down[/QUOTE ..look like its a marathon of jokes ....but  i must say  both of them (C and S ) have some khazaana of jokes....i think  i should collect and print  them and make a book ...what do you think?LOLLOL


Edited by Kinara2 - 20 December 2010 at 7:48pm

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 3:35pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Kinara2

Originally posted by Simi_PagalLadki

I love the thread. But I'm not funny boooo Thumbs Down
me too thank you simi.........look like its a marathon of jokes ....but  i must say  both of them (C and S ) have some khazaana of jokes....i think  i will collect and print  them and make a book ...what do you think?LOLLOL

Good idea! Tongue
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 5:56pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 7:02pm | IP Logged
How do peas talk? 

They mutter =) 

What did one milk say to the other milk? 
What's up dhood? 

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All these jokes are so funny! LOL I didn't get to read all of them, but the ones I read we really funny! LOL If I have any good ones to share, I will! Big smile

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