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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
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A woman was looking for a bride for her son, she was given a call from a family. Girl's mother : "Hamari beti itni gunnwanti hai ke poocho mat, uski aankh HIRNI jaisi hai, uski gardan SURAHIDAAR hai, uske honth GULAB ki pankhadiyon jaisey hain, uskey gaal Kashmir ke SEB jaisey hain, uski chaal NAGIN jaisi hai."

Boy's mother (Little frustrated) : "Aap ki beti mein koi INSAANO waley gunn bhi hai?"



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Dracy an old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

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One peaceful summers day a monkey was sitting in a tree minding his own business and taking in the beautiful view from the top of the tree, when suddenly he see's a Sardar climbing up the tree.
The monkey says to the sardar " Oye sardar, why are you climbing up this tree".
The sardar replies " I wanted a nice peaceful spot to eat apples"
The monkey replies "You fool, this is a MANGO TREE", to which the irritated sardar replied "Monkey, I know that, thats why I got the apple's up with me in a bag"

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