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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:04am | IP Logged
One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj Barjataya Film

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:08am | IP Logged
1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda.

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:09am | IP Logged

John was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:11am | IP Logged

Top Ten Reasons why there won't be an Indian US President Anytime Soon

10. White House not big enough for in-laws

9. Engineering, medicine, law and motels always preferred over politics

8. Agarbattis will set off smoke alarms

7. Can't find decent masala dhosa inside the beltway

6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother

5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with hands at state dinners

4. No chance for promotion

3. Chewing pan masala not considered politically correct

2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in

1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:12am | IP Logged
Ek baar Laloo aur Rabri apni wedding anniversary mana rahe thay.Tab
Laloo ne Rabri se poocha "Ari o humri Darling, tanik ek tho baat
poochat hu, sach sach batana humko...tum itne saalon mein, humre saath
kitne baar unfaithful hui hai re?"

Rabri ne kaha agar bataongi toh gussa karonge.

Toh Laloo bola, "Nahi humri baby, hum God ka promise khaata hoo, gussa
nahin na karoonga."
Toh woh boli - sirf 3 baar.

"Accha , kab kab?s Humko thoda details do."

Rabri boli,. "Pehli baar jab hamra ghar neelam hone ja raha tha,toh
hum uss raat Bank ke president ke paas gayee , aur doosre din Bank ne
Humko extensionva diya."

Laloo bola" Theek hai humri sweetheart... ee to tumne apni family ko
bachane ke liye kiya.. aur doosra?

Rabri boli,.. Yaad hai jab aap ko heart attackva hua aur aapko surgery
ki zaroorat thi.. uss raat hum doctor ke ghar gayee aur assure ne
aapka operation free me kar diya.

Laloo bole.. "O Rabri darling, oo toh tumne humri jaan bachane ke liye
kiya".. Aur teesra"?

Rabri boli, "Yaad hai aapko ek tho baar party ka President banne ke
liye 174 vote ki zaroorat thi?"

.................................Laloo fainted.
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:14am | IP Logged
Oh god the pace with which cosworthkid and set_raj are posting jokes..u guys seem to be havingloads of them.LOLI can't keep pace with youEmbarrassed

Edited by amukta - 20 December 2010 at 10:14am

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:21am | IP Logged
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
past.

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have
another joint.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to
get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his
mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a
drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out.

He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting,
finishing a joint.

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "GAAAAD, DUDE....... how much water did
you drink?"
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:22am | IP Logged

Wife: Suniyeji, aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai.

Aap usse rokte kyun nahi?

Husband: Main kyun rokoon? Usne mujhe roka tha kya!


Edited by set_raj - 20 December 2010 at 10:27am

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