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A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr., can you tell us your age, please?"
The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The sardarji stands up and produces a measuring tape from his handbag.
He then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of his head.
He checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the he won't have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The sardarji bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, "Gurpreet"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Oh, that!" replies the sardarji," I was just running through that song, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear Gurpreet...happy birthday to you.

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:53am | IP Logged
 

aapki tarif mein do shabd likhna hai ,
socha bahut socha?
kursi per baith ke socha ?
bistar per late ke socha ?

table per chad ke socha ?
computer per online hote hue bhi socha ?
kitabo me ghus kar socha ?
raat ko morning walk karte hue socha ?
bina khaaye socha ?
khaa kar bhi socha ?
pee kar bhi socha ?
nahaa kar bhi socha ?
itna sochkar bhi socha ki itna kyun socha ????
kaise socha???? yaar simple do shabd hi to
likhne hai lo likh diya "U R SO SWEET"

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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..

Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.

"The airbag."



Moral of the Story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them.

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:56am | IP Logged
SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:00am | IP Logged
An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
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Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 10:03am | IP Logged
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.

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