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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:46am | IP Logged
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC..

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:47am | IP Logged
Originally posted by amukta

 THREE DREAMS OF A MAN

Three dreams of a man,
To be as handsome as his mother thinks..
To be as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, 'Jitni purani hogi utna sir pe chadegi...'
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai...LOLLOL
100% true ..
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ans : Ek bigadti hai to 'BANDH ' ho jati hai, doosri bigadti hai to
'SHUROO' ho jati hai.LOLLOL
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Q. What's the similarity between   MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
Ans : In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta.'LOLLOL u r funny.....
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Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye.
Sadhu bola, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon bantaLOLLOLLOL its so hilariousLOLLOL
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Suni sunai baaton par vishwas karna parta hai... u have to...if u snooze u will looseLOLLOL

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:47am | IP Logged
famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air
hostess down with it.

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:48am | IP Logged
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,
but it's that of an incoming train which will run them
over.

3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when
you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for
a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out
in the third test against the West Indies at
Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends
of the rope."

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian
taximeter.
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:49am | IP Logged
[QUOTE=set_raj]Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
 
RANI - Before marriage.
 
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
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Edited by Kinara2 - 20 December 2010 at 4:25pm
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:49am | IP Logged
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:50am | IP Logged
The Janaaza of Mehboob
 
nikla from the Gali of Mehbooba
 
with lots of Zor and Shor
 
The Mehbooba Jhanking from the Doli
 
aur boli, Mar gaya haraamkhor...

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:50am | IP Logged
Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your Grandmother!!

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