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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:38am | IP Logged
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "since you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world,your reward is, you
can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.
"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented Harley motorcycles, eh?!"
Arthur said, "Ya, that's me..."
God commented, "Well, whats the big deal about inventing something
that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run
without a road!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, Excuse me but
aren't you the inventor of woman???"
God said, "Ah, yes." Well said Arthur, "professional to professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention. "
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:38am | IP Logged

 COMPLETE & FINISHED

 


Some People think there is no difference between *COMPLETE *& *FINISHED*

  
  

   What do you think ??

 

 

Now read the clever version.

                        



When you marry the right one, you are *COMPLETE*....

  
  



And when you marry the wrong one, you are *FINISHED*.....



  
  
  

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...

 

*COMPLETELY FINISHED *  




Edited by amukta - 20 December 2010 at 9:42am

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:40am | IP Logged
> > >Teacher : Why are you late?
> > >L-Johny : Because of the sign.
> > >Teacher : What sign?
> > >L-Johny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:41am | IP Logged

Jail Mein Bholu Ka Dost Us

Se Milne Aata Hai aur Usse Poochta Hai, Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gayi Ki Tum Jail Mein Ho?.

Bholu ne kaha: Maine Ne Bank Loota, Lekin Paise Wahin Ginne Baith Gaya.
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:41am | IP Logged
 THREE DREAMS OF A MAN

Three dreams of a man,
To be as handsome as his mother thinks..
To be as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, 'Jitni purani hogi utna sir pe chadegi...'
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai...
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ans : Ek bigadti hai to 'BANDH ' ho jati hai, doosri bigadti hai to
'SHUROO' ho jati hai.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Q. What's the similarity between   MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
Ans : In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta.'
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye.
Sadhu bola, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta
-- 

Suni sunai baaton par vishwas karna parta hai...

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:42am | IP Logged
Originally posted by set_raj

Jail Mein Bholu Ka Dost Us

Se Milne Aata Hai aur Usse Poochta Hai, Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gayi Ki Tum Jail Mein Ho?.

Bholu ne kaha: Maine Ne Bank Loota, Lekin Paise Wahin Ginne Baith Gaya.
LOLLOLLOL
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:44am | IP Logged
Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
 
RANI - Before marriage.
 
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.


Edited by set_raj - 20 December 2010 at 9:44am

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:44am | IP Logged
Teacher : Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
> > >L-Johny : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> > >Teacher : No, that's wrong
> > >L-Johny : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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