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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:28am | IP Logged
Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy whom I married 20 years back.
 
Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:29am | IP Logged
The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

" I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big
tragedy.

But in case you are missing any documents from the
Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:31am | IP Logged
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says.

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a boyfriend to pay for all of it"

The teacher fainted!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:33am | IP Logged
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA...
 
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH...
 
Phir likhne lage: YOU ARE WELCOME...
 
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAAN ...Tongue


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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:33am | IP Logged
What he says - the lie: "I can't find it"

What he means - the truth: "I can't see it, it didn't fall into my
hands, so it must not exist"

What he says - the lie: "It's a guy thing"

What he means - the truth: "There's no rational thought pattern
connected with it. It also explains my unjustifiable behaviour"

What he says - the lie: "Can I help with dinner?"

What he means - the truth: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

What he says - the lie: "I'm getting more exercise lately"

What he means - the truth: "The batteries in the remote (for TV) are
dead"

What he says - the lie: "We're going to be late"

What he means - the truth: "I have a legitimate reason for driving
like a maniac"

What he says - the lie: "Take a break honey, you're working too hard"

What he means - the truth: "I can't hear the television over the
vacuum cleaner"

What he says - the lie: "That's interesting darling"

What he means - the truth: "Are you still talking?"

What he says - the lie: "We don't need material things to prove our
love"

What he means - the truth: "I forgot our anniversary again".
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:34am | IP Logged

THE CASE AGAINST LORD KRISHNA 

 

A nun in Warsaw, Poland, filed a case against ISKCON (International Society for Krishna Consciousness). The case came up in court.  
The nun remarked that ISKCON was spreading its activities and gaining followers in Poland. She wanted ISKCON banned because its followers were glorifying a character called Krishna "who had loose morals," having married 16,000 women called Gopikas.  
The ISKCON defendant to the Judge:  "Please ask the nun to repeat the oath she took when she was ordained as a nun." 
The Judge asked the nun to recite the oath loudly. She would not. 
The ISKCON man asked whether he could read out the oath for the nun. 
Go ahead, said the judge. 
The oath said in effect that 'she (the nun) is married to Jesus Christ'. The ISKCON man said, "Your Lordship! Lord Krishna is alleged to have 'married' 16,000 women. There are more than a million nuns who assert that they are married to Jesus Christ. Between the two, Krishna and the nuns, who has a loose character?" 
 
The case was dismissed'



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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:34am | IP Logged
Originally posted by set_raj

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAAN


ROFL
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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:36am | IP Logged

Nobody is ever satisfied,

Poor men wish they were rich,

Rich men wish they were handsome,

Bachelors wish they were married

& Married men wish they were Dead!

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