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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:08am | IP Logged
If a barber makes a mistake, it is a new style...

If a driver makes a mistake, it is an accident...

If a doctor makes a mistake, it is an operation...

If an engineer makes a mistake, it is a new venture...

If parents make a mistake, it is a new generation...

If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law...

If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention...

If a tailor makes a mistake, it is a new fashion...

If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new theory...

If Your Boss makes a mistake, it is your mistake !!

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:17am | IP Logged
: Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
: Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

: Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
: Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

: Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
: Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

: Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
: Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

: Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
: Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

: Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
: Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

: Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
: Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

: Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
: Shaadi ke baad - Kaagaz ki kashti

: Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
: Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:23am | IP Logged
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the rommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! Thats very expensive car. What's so bad about that?".
" He is the original owner."

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Hijackers' trick...
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians.
They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.

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Posted: 20 December 2010 at 9:25am | IP Logged
(just a joke, plz, no offence meant)

U have to think twice b4 committing to a North IndianGirl

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age



2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.



3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.



4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala,aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.



5. The only groW*H that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.



6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madrasis a state and covers the whole of south India until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.


12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.


Edited by cosworthkid007 - 20 December 2010 at 9:26am

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