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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 10:24am | IP Logged
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!


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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 10:29am | IP Logged

A man walks into the bar really depressed.
The bartender asks him what his problem is.
"My dog just died and the damn vet charged me Rs 10,500."
Says the bartender: "Wow, that is pretty high. What did the vet do?"
"Not much. I took the dog in there and told him, you got to help him Doc, this is the best dog I have ever had. The vet pokes at him for a few minutes and says, 'I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.' I said 'Come on doc, this is my best dog, there's got to be something you can do.' The vet says, 'OK, we can try one more thing.' He goes over to this cage and grabs this cat and brings it over to the dog and swings it around the dog's head. The vet says, 'sorry but he's gone. That'll be Rs 10,500.' I said, 'What! Rs 10,500 to declare the dog dead?" He says, 'Yeah. Rs 500 for the office visit and Rs 10,000 for the CAT scan."

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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 10:55am | IP Logged
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!!

OK read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words...

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense)...

1) That's not right.................................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.......................................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man............................................. Dum Fuk

5) Small horse........................................ Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great.................................................. Fa Kin Su Pah 


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