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TongueWink..Fun-Unlimited...LOLTongue

Hello friends, join Fun-unlimited by posting some hilarious jokes and messages as SRGMP Grand-Finale will be shown in Saturday 25th.Dec.2010..so lets share some light and funniest moments with SRGMP Forum members...and bring smiles on everybody's faces...Here are some jokes I have posted below.read and enjoy..Big smile  

Conductor: A musician who is adept at following many people at the same time.

1-Q: If Hitler, Stalin and a conductor all walked into the room in which you were standing, and you had a gun but only two bullets, who would you shoot first?
A: The conductor...twice.WinkTongue


2-Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
LOLLOL

 
3-Q: A conductor and a violinist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
A: The conductor. Business before pleasure.WinkLOL
 
 

4-Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death ' we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They mis-spelled my name!"LOL

 
5- Teacher : Which was the first silent film in English ?
Student : If the film was silent, how could you know it was English ?WinkWink
 
 
6-Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Sam: "She's a woman".WinkTongue
 
 
7-Sharabi ne Doctor se poochha-

Aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?

Doctor-Haan kyun nahi.

Sharabi-Toh Mumbai Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chhudwa do..LOL

 
 
8-Interviewer: what's ur qualification?
Champaklal : Sir I am Ph.D.
Interviewer : what do you mean by Ph.d? 
Champaklal : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY'.
LOLWink
 
 
Waiting for your comments and views..Smile
 
Keep Smiling..Big smile
 
God Bless You All...Clap
 
Set_raj...Smile


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Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result — he was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.


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Originally posted by cosworthkid007

Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result ' he was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.


LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLYeh 50 Crore hamari taraf se aapko gift......superb, hilarious..mind blowing..LOLLOLLOL

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sms part 1

The Birlas run an engineering college named "Birla Institute of Technology and Science- BITS. For obvious reasons, the Tata's couldn't start such an institute.

part 2

The Tatas run a Social Sciences College named "Tata Institute of Social Studies"-TISS. For obvious reasons, the Piramal Group couldn't start such an institute.

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What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm?
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Simple-Donon ke baad 12 bajte hai'.aur.. . din badal jate hai..!!



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Ek baar exam mein question tha. 'challenge kisse kahte hai?
 
Bittu ne pure page chhodkar last page par likha-apne baap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke dikha.LOLWink


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