Haseena: Chaand!!!!!!!! Tum. Us. Ladki. Ki. Side. Le. Rahe. Ho?
Chaand: I am going to change her. She will be my Abhay's bride.
Haseena: Nooooooooooooooo! She cannot be Abhay'ssssss. She belongs to Sid.
Chaand: Chal hatt...jhoothi!
Tracker: Nooooo! Koi cute bhoot bulaao na! Daanish was so yuck!
Pia: Haan Mish. Chalo, Maithili ka bhoot bulaate hain.
[Two hisses echo around the room. The girls look around in surprise. Kabir and Angad whimper with fear.]
[Siddharth and Abhay look at each other for long moments. Then Abhay turns and gestures to the girls to go ahead, though he shakes his head at Pia.]
Pia (in a determined voice): Maithili.
Misha (looking confused): Ok!
[Daanish wakes up and sees what they are doing. Misha switches off the lights. Tracker lights the candles.]
Misha (in a sonorous voice): Maaaiiiiiiiiiithiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
[Abhay shifts uncomfortably. Angad whimpers.]
Pia (slapping Misha's arm): Oye! Yeh mythology kya hai?
Misha: What yaar. Aise puraaaaaane naam se toh mythology hi yaad aayegi na. Shut up now.
(continuing in a deep tone) Maiiiiiiiiiiiiiithiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Aaja bey ab toh!
[A gust of wind rattles the windows.
The candles sputter and spit, and suddenly blow out, plunging the room into darkness.
Kabir and Angad hug each other in fear.
Siddharth stiffens. He looks at Abhay. Abhay is looking at Pia. Pia is filing her nails and whistling.
Tracker has fainted.
Misha is staring at the window beside Daanish's bed, her mouth wide open.
A few moments rush by slowly....]
Misha (angrily): Kameene, Daanish ke bacche!!! Mooli ka parantha kyun khaaya tune?!!!!!!!
Lavyadei tries to revive Haseena, but gives up after 1 hour.
LD: Too much yaar! I need a drink!
[She spies a glass on the table, picks it up, and drinks it all in one gulp. Chaand, standing behind a curtain, laughs]
An hour later, everyone has finally revived from Daanish's attack. They resume the seance.
Tracker (happily): Two Pia!!!
Misha: Wow! Are you into mountain climbing? Yeh Pia toh gir jaati hai.
Maithili: Excuse me? Abhendra humaare hain. Aur hum Abhendra ke. Kyun Abhu darling?
Siddharth (in a low voice): Haan bolega toh marega. Na bolega toh marega.
Abhay: Ab kya karoon?
Pia: Toh rakho na apne Abhendra ko! Mujhe bas Abhay chaahiye.
Maithili (thoughtfully): Hmmm...good idea. Waise bhi I don't like woh black black clothes. You can keep Abhay.
Pia (smiling): Thanks!
Hey by the way, yeh Abhay/Abhendra/Whatever ka secret kya hai?
Maithili: I don't know. Humein toh yeh kuch bataate nahin.
Siddharth: Wait. First thing, ask Abhay also na woh kiska hai. *grins* [Abhay hits him from behind.] Secondly, what about me?
Maithili: What about you?
Sidhharth: Main kiska hoon?
Panchhi (coming inside the room): Mere!
Siddharth (happily): Love!!!!!
Maithili: Okay. If that is all sorted out, main jaaun?
Tracker: Nooooooooooooo! (shyly) Mere liye kaun hai?
Maithili: Yeh itna bada Angad nahin dikh raha?
Tracker: Ummmmmm.... (happily) Okie!!
Kabir: Aur main?
Maithili: Hmmm....you don't know her yet. Pata chal jaayega.
Misha: Main? Waise I don't believe in love and all that crap..but chalo.....
Maithili: Oh! Tumhaara toh janam janam ka jeevan saathi ek hi hai!
Maithili: Okay. Enough now. Humaare spa ka time ho gaya.
Daanish (sitting up and croaking): Aur main? Kaun hai mere sapnon ki raani?
Maaya (swinging in through the window, singing): Main hoon na.....main hoon na....
[Daanish faints. Maithili waves to everyone and vanishes. All the couples leave - Tracker and Angad ecstatically, Siddharth and Panchhi happily, and Abhay and Pia confusedly. Kabir tries to pick up Misha, and Reva supports him. Their eyes meet, and Kabir knows that she is the one. Reva looks away.]
Maaya (smiling): Don't worry. I'll take care of him.
Kabir: Are you sure?
Maaya: For better or for worse, I have loved him. Now....I'm not going to leave him.
Kabir: You are....nice.
[Kabir and Reva leave with Misha.]