Posted: 19 December 2010 at 11:33pm | IP Logged
WARNING- Only for 18 and above.
*Pallo handing out specialized Hypermaanative tranquilizers*
Note- Drug abuse is evil. I am not propagating intake of tranquilizers.
This post is "TO LOYALTY" and ma treasured friend Shonu!!!
All the random comments in this post are purely unintentional and without any ulterior motives or ideas. No offense intended to anything mentioned here. It is a Fun post.
DISCLAIMER: If your sanity is tampered with do not accuse my modest brain. I am no enemy to sensibility. I once upon a time valued the quality.
TEES BAAR MAAN!
Geet blushed real hard. Her lips parted slightly and quivered, giving away the swirl of hormones raging in her. Maan put the measuring tape to her waist now.
Feel the fire, my desire
Take me higher (NOT THE MEASURING TAPE! That is already done! ;-)
You're ma pleasure
(Sorry if I mixed up the lyrics :p)
"24???" Maan purred in his recent meow-tone.
"28" a gruff, raspy voice broke through.
Maan turned around. His heart sensing a familiar "EHSAAS"
Na jaane mere dil ko kya...Ho gaya.....
Ab bhi toh yehi...tha magar...kho gaya....
"Waah my Sher!!! You proved no matter what...Lions belong to cat family! You were meowing!!!!" BRIJ spat venomously at his former love.
"Brij....." Maan fumbled. His eyes clouded with tears of joy.....His Brijjy Boy with his heart-twittering Oye!
He stepped towards Brij in a trance. Brij stepped back.
"Stop right there Maanypoo....You've lost your 'HAQ' on me....." he swung his head to a side dramatically.
Maan continued forward...Brij backward....till Brij was against the wall with Maan cornering him.
"Choochie Coo..." Maan tried melting Brij.
"Eff...you" Brij hisses back.
"Will be glad too" Maan tickled the familiar stubble.
"says who?" Brij countered.
"Itna bhi kya naraazgi?" Maan ran his fingers through Brij's hair.
"Don't do that.....Its ma 'CHUCK BASS' look" Brij glared.
"Oopsie Toopsie" Maan bit his lip and reached for the scarf instead.
"I'm really sorry Brijjykins.....But Dadi was forcing me to get married. She needed a reason to invite Mr. Chopda over....what's better than her grandson's hurried wedding?"
"But with my sister...."Brij looked over to Geet who stood rooted to the spot watching the two interact.
"All others were booked....I asked Dadi if Manisha would do...But she strongly rejected Manisha. It seems Chopda had the hots for Manisha in recent past...."
"Uh oh I get it...." Brij blinked with understanding dawning on his face.
"So what have you been upto?"
"Getting degrees in the jail through DISTANCE EDUCTION facility...." he proudly answered.
"Wow that's great!" Maan gave him sum berth and stood back. "In which course?"
Brij went a shade of pink and replied "Masters in Family Planning"
Maan arched his eyebrows. That sounded creepy.
"And how come you are here?"
"Well.....Its a part of my practical eggjam....I have to stay with Tailor Bhaisaab for a month and plan family...."
"What!!!!!" Maan jumped back.
Tujhe bhula diyaaa...
Tujhe bhula diyaaa....
Tujhe bhula diyaaa....
Phir kyun teri yaadon ne...
Mujhe rula diyaaa...
Mujhe rula diyaa.....
Golden golden channe ke khet....
Tractor ke peeche....
"Ek main hoon...Ek tu hain...
Chatein hain....arzoo hain...
aashiqui bhi...ab shuru hain...
aaja re mahive soniya...
Dil tujhe de diya....
Aankhon hi ankhon mein
Baaton hi baaton mein...
Tune churaya jiya....
AAJA RE MAHI LETZ DO BALE BALE....
"No you can't do this to me.....Brijjykins....you can't let some tailor substitute me even for a month in your life... TEES BAAR WE HAVE SHAKEN THE TRACTOR TOGETHER.....That right belongs only to me!!!!!" Maan looked tearfully at Brij.
"But honey...it is academical requirement."
"Nothing doing....you are my personal requirement!"
"But Menaka Gandhi says 'Animals should be our priority'...." Brij protested looking hard at the ape-like tailor crouched in one corner of the room.
"Arre waah....You got the name right!!! The last time I remember you went off record quoting that Barrack Osama has been made the President of States" Maan patted Brij's back.
"Gone is the Paanchvi pass NOT Brij you loved Mannypoo.....Lo and Behold....Brij Handa, M.Sc in Family Planning"
"What about US now???" Maan frowned.
"You go ahead....sindoor dalofy in my sister's partition, gol gol ghumofy around fire....Suhaagraat....We'll do the BIG SWITCH! Tailor bhaisaab goes to Geet and You come to me..."
"Perfect....Brijjy Boy they grow brains in Jail like eggplants huh? You've managed to get brains also....I'm impressed"
"Oh Jail is like elementary school...They start off with basics like...
-Pasta with Papita sauce increases potency in men
- Exposure to sunshine enhances Virility
- An apple a day keeps the female away...and when she is away hit on the male
-Stalking is healthy as it ensures flexibility of limbs in positioning
- Early risers are phhhhhhhasssst even in their dreams. They finish the task and get up and about their work. Late risers find difficulty accomplishing the task even in their dreams. They are in need of serious help and sympathies.
-Always have a mouthfreshner in your pocket cause its usuage is most unexpected and most recommended" Brij rubbed his hands together.
"Uhmayzin'! You sound like an EINSTEIN of Kaamasutra." Maan wow-ed.
"Just the THEORY OF FILLitivity by Shonu...." Brij winked.
The tailor bhaisaab gasped and blushed harder staring at Brij and forseeing the knowledge and practice he would be receiving this month.
"I think we should make a move..." Maan said.
"Patience Mannypoo...." Brij smiled.
"Oopsie- Toopsie...I meant I think moi and Geet should leave now...."
"Uh ok....Bbye Geet.....and see you soon Mannypoo..."
Jaa sanam mujhko hain pyaar ki aitbaar
Main karunga tera intezaar...
Jaa magar mud ke tu dekhle ek baar
Main karunga tera intezaar....
PS- I like NAKEWLMANISHA.....BUT BRIMAAN ARE ETERNAL LOVERS!!!
To Be Contd.
Edited by livelygal - 19 December 2010 at 11:50pm
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