Matrimonial for a....
Post Reply
New Post
dolly1211
Goldie
Joined: 29 August 2004
Posts: 1089
Posted: 13 February 2005 at 11:20pm
| IP Logged
Matrimonial for a
SOFTWARE ENGINEERS:
Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with
Security features(privileges only for the Specific User
especially critical Functionalities).There must not be
any Critical or Medium Bug in her. Low Bugs can be
deffereed But needs to B fixed by the Next Build.
She must _NOT_ be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT or USER FRIENDLY.
We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the
product but we will assure it will never be released
to ANY OTHER Customer.
DOCTOR:
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria,
making me desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl
who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills,
is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it
anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor
with no side effects. Apply or reply.
BEGGAR;
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega
LAWYER;
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate
for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom
I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl
should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing
to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord
i.e.Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will
not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have
the confidence.
BANKER;
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me
with her service.
SHAYAR;
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaaron ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.
Drunker;
wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have
a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who
drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home
only seven times a week. Girl preffered will carry me
from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for
trial. Sample should be ample.
CAR MECHANIC;
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household
at a good average.
Dear
Guest, Being an unregistered member you are missing out on participating in the lively discussions happening on the topic "
Matrimonial for a...." in
Miscellaneous forum. In addition you lose out on the fun interactions with fellow members and other member exclusive features that India-Forums has to offer. Join India's most popular discussion portal on Indian Entertainment. It's FREE and registration is effortless so
JOIN NOW!
|Persephone|
Moderator
BollyCurry Buzzer
Joined: 30 October 2004
Posts: 12213
Posted: 14 February 2005 at 5:25pm
| IP Logged
lol...thanx for sharing...
S.T.U.P.I.D.
Goldie
Joined: 07 January 2005
Posts: 1956
Posted: 14 February 2005 at 9:27pm
| IP Logged
rouble
Senior Member
Joined: 16 August 2004
Posts: 870
Posted: 15 February 2005 at 1:17pm
| IP Logged
..thanks!
Khushalay
Goldie
Joined: 07 February 2005
Posts: 1043
Posted: 15 February 2005 at 5:38pm
| IP Logged
i loved it
Ibad
Senior Member
Joined: 11 February 2005
Posts: 793
Posted: 15 February 2005 at 7:35pm
| IP Logged
it was funny..
Selina
IF-Sizzlerz
Joined: 29 December 2004
Posts: 10102
Posted: 21 February 2005 at 2:36pm
| IP Logged
Post Reply
New Post
Forum Quick Jump
Please login to check your Last 10 Topics posted
Join India-forums Today!
Be the part of India's biggest discussion portal.
It’s easy to Join and it’s free.
Here's why members would love to be a part of India-Forums.com:
- Interact with more then 650000+ members from all over the world.
- Missed your favorite show? Read our Daily updates on different shows.
- Get the videos of all your favorite shows.
- Read the reviews of the latest movie released.
- Know more about your favourite celebrity.
- Get the latest news on bollywood and telly world.
Register now while it’s free!
Already a member? Close this window and log in.
