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Posted: 17 December 2010 at 11:22pm | IP Logged
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. 
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo 


Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa: 
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?" 

Ek kadvaa sach :-) 
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, 
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, 
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti 

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Posted: 18 December 2010 at 11:56am | IP Logged
suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa 
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo. 
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa 


Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga 
Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo 


Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!! 
Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liye 
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Posted: 18 December 2010 at 11:59am | IP Logged
Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. 
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya? 
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha 


Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge. 
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do 


Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya? 
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the 
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Posted: 18 December 2010 at 12:00pm | IP Logged
Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir? 
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya. 
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha. 
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha 



Patient: Doctor, kya aapko yakeen hai ke mujhe cancer hai. kyunki ek baar kisi doctor ne 

cancer ka ilaaj karte the aur patient TB se mar gaya. 
Doctor: gabraao nahi... agar main ilaaj karungaa to tum sirf cancer se hi maroge. 

Doctor: sharaab peena haanikaarak hai. is vichaar main mujhe aapse baath karni hai. 
Patient: theek hai doctor. sham ko moonlight bar mein milenge. 

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Doctor: aapke pati ko zyaada rest ki zaroorat hai. yeh sleeping tablets leejiye. 
Wife: unko yeh kab dena hai doctor? 
Doctor: yeh unke liye nahi, aapke liye hai :-) 
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Posted: 18 December 2010 at 12:01pm | IP Logged
Doctor: dekhiye, yeh bimaari khaandaani hai. aapke daadaaji se shuru hui hai. 
Patient: bach gaya!!! tab aap yeh operation mere daadaaji ko hee keejiye. 



Patient: Doctor, meri beti ko aajkal kuch sunaayi nahi deti hai 
Doctor: kya? tumhe 5 din se bukhaar hai aur tum abhi aa rahe ho! 


Wife: doctor ji, mere pati neend mein baat karna shuru kardiye hai. kya karu? 
Doctor: din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye. 

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Posted: 22 December 2010 at 3:21pm | IP Logged
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