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Posted: 19 December 2010 at 10:42pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by return_to_hades

LMAO @ both your jokes H4L. Haha those are good ones.


Can't stand the Williams sisters. And do they have to grunt so much each game?


afrikaaan powaaaar .

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Posted: 19 December 2010 at 10:46pm | IP Logged
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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Posted: 19 December 2010 at 10:47pm | IP Logged
A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?"
Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amy" said the teacher. "What does your parent do, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a wh**ehouse."

The teacher was aghast and went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's dad said, "I'm actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

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Posted: 19 December 2010 at 10:51pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by old-black-joe

Originally posted by return_to_hades

LMAO @ both your jokes H4L. Haha those are good ones.


Can't stand the Williams sisters. And do they have to grunt so much each game?


afrikaaan powaaaar .


For some reason that reminded me of Sharad Pawar. We once had a GK quiz in school which asked who is Chief Minister of Maharashtra......one kid's answer Shudder Power. LOL
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Posted: 19 December 2010 at 10:54pm | IP Logged
My friend had a birthday party last night and we went bowling. Each lane had to have a theme with the names. Our theme was nineties rappers and I was Salt N Pepa. The lane next to us had a theme of po*n names. Some were

Richard Goodthrust
Dr. Pecker
Sexapro

But the best name of all was - Phil Ascio.
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Posted: 19 December 2010 at 11:06pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by return_to_hades

Originally posted by old-black-joe

Originally posted by return_to_hades

LMAO @ both your jokes H4L. Haha those are good ones.


Can't stand the Williams sisters. And do they have to grunt so much each game?


afrikaaan powaaaar .


For some reason that reminded me of Sharad Pawar. We once had a GK quiz in school which asked who is Chief Minister of Maharashtra......one kid's answer Shudder Power. LOL


I think that kid was trying to be funny (he failed by the way). No way someones that dumb to confuse sharad and shudder Wacko how old was he? 8?
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Posted: 19 December 2010 at 11:07pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by return_to_hades

My friend had a birthday party last night and we went bowling. Each lane had to have a theme with the names. Our theme was nineties rappers and I was Salt N Pepa. The lane next to us had a theme of po*n names. Some were

Richard Goodthrust
Dr. Pecker
Sexapro

But the best name of all was - Phil Ascio.


I dunno, why but you reminded me of :




Edited by old-black-joe - 19 December 2010 at 11:07pm
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Posted: 19 December 2010 at 11:09pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by old-black-joe



I think that kid was trying to be funny (he failed by the way). No way someones that dumb to confuse sharad and shudder Wacko how old was he? 8?


That was when we were in third standard I think. So yeah kid was about 8, not trying to be funny - but ended up being funny. LOL

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