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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 10:48am | IP Logged
Originally posted by return_to_hades

Originally posted by old-black-joe

Originally posted by xobile

Originally posted by old-black-joe

xobi:

who's birthday is it? :P


Today is God's. Tomorrow is God's son's. LOL


and 30th is middy's LOL or 31st Ermm


Middy is 31st.


and yours is 30th I think? wow! you'll be 29 this year! and 30 next ! Big smile

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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 10:51am | IP Logged
Originally posted by return_to_hades

I just learned yesterday that Russians and former Soviet countries celebrate Christmas on January 7th.


Wow, thanks for enlightening us. I hope you share more pearls of wisdom with us.

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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 10:58am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Emptiness

Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."
Peter came fifth and won a toaster. LOL




What did first place get?
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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 10:59am | IP Logged
Have any of you read Lev Novaks stuff on College Humor?

God: Hey Jews.

Jews: Hey.

God: So listen, guys, I'm thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.

Jews: What?

God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.

Jews: We don't follow.

God: Okay, work with me here, guys. Remember the whole "angry God" thing?

Jews: Vividly.

God: Where I killed a whole bunch of you and-

Jews: Yeah.

God: And forty years in the-

Jews: We remember that.

God: Not to mention Robo-Hitler. Yikes.

Jews: Wait, what?

God: Whoops, forget I said that. "Spoiler Alert," am I right?

Jews: ...

God: Anyway, we're going to re-work this whole "God" thing. For example, kid-friendly is big these days in religion.

Jews: So, like...?

God: For example, I'm super chill now, for some reason. Plus there's a heaven. Oh, and this is Jesus. He's my son, and he's God too, or something. It's complicated, ok?

Jesus: Yo.

Jews: I think we'll stick with the old one here.

God: Look, I love the brand loyalty, Jews, I really do. But this whole "God" thing isn't playing to the right demographics. Jesus is a hip, young God, you know, for the whole "A.D." generations.


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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 11:01am | IP Logged
Originally posted by return_to_hades

Have any of you read Lev Novaks stuff on College Humor?

God: Hey Jews.

Jews: Hey.

God: So listen, guys, I'm thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.

Jews: What?

God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.

Jews: We don't follow.

God: Okay, work with me here, guys. Remember the whole "angry God" thing?

Jews: Vividly.

God: Where I killed a whole bunch of you and-

Jews: Yeah.

God: And forty years in the-

Jews: We remember that.

God: Not to mention Robo-Hitler. Yikes.

Jews: Wait, what?

God: Whoops, forget I said that. "Spoiler Alert," am I right?

Jews: ...

God: Anyway, we're going to re-work this whole "God" thing. For example, kid-friendly is big these days in religion.

Jews: So, like...?

God: For example, I'm super chill now, for some reason. Plus there's a heaven. Oh, and this is Jesus. He's my son, and he's God too, or something. It's complicated, ok?

Jesus: Yo.

Jews: I think we'll stick with the old one here.

God: Look, I love the brand loyalty, Jews, I really do. But this whole "God" thing isn't playing to the right demographics. Jesus is a hip, young God, you know, for the whole "A.D." generations.




that joke sucked! :( who wrote it?
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Posted: 24 December 2010 at 11:03am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Emptiness

Originally posted by old-black-joe

Originally posted by Emptiness

Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."
Peter came fifth and won a toaster. LOL




What did first place get?


you'll have to ask Mr Christ...

According to the bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10.

Anyone think that we could be following the wrong guy?




LOL 

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