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Posted: 17 December 2010 at 9:40pm | IP Logged
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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Posted: 17 December 2010 at 9:42pm | IP Logged
MAMU :  Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
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Posted: 17 December 2010 at 9:44pm | IP Logged
MUNNA BHAI  : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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Posted: 17 December 2010 at 9:45pm | IP Logged

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
 

MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. 

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Posted: 17 December 2010 at 9:46pm | IP Logged
CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PROFESSOR: Akal bari k bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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Posted: 17 December 2010 at 9:47pm | IP Logged
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
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Posted: 17 December 2010 at 9:48pm | IP Logged

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here

Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

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