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Samir Joke - Veena Retort (Page 8)

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Posted: 15 December 2010 at 2:50am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Martand

Veena ko smajhne ki koshish to 12 mulko ke mard kar rahe hain, par Veena ko samajhna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai..

ten ten tentedetete
ten ten tentedetete ten

sirf 11 nahin poora duniya ke mard kaho.

veena's gaana would be KAHONAA PYAAR HAIN
                                              
AND
KUCH NAA KAHO  MASSAGE KARWAATE RAHO

KYA KEHNA HAIN KYA SAMAJH NA HAIN

MUJHKO PATA HAIN SABKO PATA HAIN

SAMAY KA YEH PAL THAMSA GAYA HAIN

AUR IS DIL MAIN KOYI NAHIN HAIN

SIRF EK TEL HAIN
 SIRF EK SIR HAIN

KUCH NAKAHO
 MASSAGE KARVAATE RAHO

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Posted: 15 December 2010 at 2:52am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Martand

Veena ko smajhne ki koshish to 12 mulko ke mard kar rahe hain, par Veena ko samajhna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai..

ten ten tentedetete
ten ten tentedetete ten

SIRF 11 MULK NAHIN POORE DUNIYA KE MARD samajh nahi paa rahe hain

aur veena ka gaana would be

KUCH NA KAHO
MASAAGE KARVAATE RAHO

KYA KEHNA HAIN
KYA SUNNAHAIN

MUJHKO PATA HAIN
TUMKO SIR DARD HAIN

SAMAY KA YEH PAL THAMSA GAYA HAIN

AUR IS PAL MAIN
SIRF EK TEL HAIN

BAS EK SIR HAIN

dARD BAHUT HAIN

KUCH NA KAHO


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Posted: 15 December 2010 at 2:53am | IP Logged
Originally posted by kuttasaharr

Originally posted by Martand

Veena ko smajhne ki koshish to 12 mulko ke mard kar rahe hain, par Veena ko samajhna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai..

ten ten tentedetete
ten ten tentedetete ten

sirf 11 nahin poora duniya ke mard kaho.

veena's gaana would be KAHONAA PYAAR HAIN
                                              
AND
KUCH NAA KAHO  MASSAGE KARWAATE RAHO

KYA KEHNA HAIN KYA SAMAJH NA HAIN

MUJHKO PATA HAIN SABKO PATA HAIN

SAMAY KA YEH PAL THAMSA GAYA HAIN

AUR IS DIL MAIN KOYI NAHIN HAIN

SIRF EK TEL HAIN
 SIRF EK SIR HAIN

KUCH NAKAHO
 MASSAGE KARVAATE RAHO

Veena's next movies:

- Mai Tel ki Diwani Hai

- Teli ki jawani

- Dil diya tel liya

Veena ka dialogue...agar tumne mere aish ko nuksan pahuchane ki koshish ki to mai Tel ki nadiya baha dungi...

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Posted: 15 December 2010 at 2:56am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Martand

Lessons learnt for Sameer:

Joke karo usise 
jo kahe na kisise
aur has de khushi se


Taange khincho uski
Jiski taange sundar ho..


______________
To pull ugly legs is injurious to a man's health...

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Posted: 15 December 2010 at 2:57am | IP Logged
Guys stop it!!!!! I cant stop LOL
Ab mein decide nahin kar paa rahi hoon kaun zyada funny hai. Ankur ya Martand??? Maybe I should do a poll on that ;)
 
U guys are awesome. I think I will nominate u 2 as hassi ki potli award for the members awardsLOL

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Posted: 15 December 2010 at 3:01am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Ankur_1305

Originally posted by Martand

Lessons learnt for Sameer:

Joke karo usise 
jo kahe na kisise
aur has de khushi se


Taange khincho uski
Jiski taange sundar ho..


______________
To pull ugly legs is injurious to a man's health...


No offense meant, guyz, but ..

Who would not love to pull a pair of lovely legs?
Wink

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Posted: 15 December 2010 at 3:02am | IP Logged
I think Veena is senti on Sameer, but since he doesn't give any Rate (bhav) to her so she shows that she doesn't like him and all that nakhras...

Ek bar Sammy galti se ye kahde ki Veena ji mera sir bahut dard kar raha hai...

oooh lala...rone lag jayegi emotinal hoke...

" to kaha kyu nahi aaaj tak..ab kya mai is layak bhi nahi....come ..come to me...lets hug...aur fir mai tumhe massage dungi lips bite karke.." 

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